Eggy Crumpet

the cheesey crud found on charl's nob used to butter crumpets.

Andrew: Ey, Charls, Will ya butter me crumpet?
Charls: How eggy do you want it?
Andrew: Like you done Marks Eggy Crumpet

by smear my bell January 4, 2010

Crumpet

1. Tasty Breakfast
2. Used instead of the correct names of the male / female reproductive parts

1 ~ Im guna punch you right in the crumpet
2 ~ Im guna kick the crap out of your crumpet
3 ~ I want to munch on your crumpet

by GashPash February 9, 2010

crumpet

A vagina with an evergrowing yeast infection. In the sun the yeast causes the genetalia to rise like a crumpet being baked.

I'm never going back to Cuba again, half the girls on that beach had crumpets!

by Niggslayer November 9, 2004

crumpet

A word you call a white person instead of cracker

I was beat up by a gang of crumpets

by stevie April 4, 2004

Texas Crumpet

When you grab a womans vagina and lick it quickly before she notices and then throw it at her so it knocks her down. Not to be confused with "Three-Pointing the Texas Crumpet" which involves the throwing of the vagina at a wall so it sticks and the bitch is hanging there by it.

Man, Eric just gave jesse's mom the texas crumpet so hard she fell into a cactus and spontaneously combusted.

by Jordan Ullman June 21, 2006

Crumpet

A Small sea creature resembling a shrimp, but covered in fur. They are extremely posh and trendy as house hold pets on the island of Fiji, and as a result are near extinction.

Girl1: Did you dontate to the save the Crumpet campaign?Girl2: Shut up Bitch! I eat crumpets for breakfast. Delish!

by the triple threat gang March 22, 2008

crumpet hunter

Someone who is perpetually looking for food that will prove to others that he is posh.

"Look at my crumpets!"
"Bloody Crumpet Hunter."

by Lock stock an 2 smokin marrows August 24, 2008