Originates from the band name Psychedelic Porn Crumpets. There are two likely definitions:
(a) Describes a pornographic or sexy crumpet; a crumpet that looks very appetizing
(b) A porn star. Crumpet referring to a sexy person (usually a woman)
(a) Describes a pornographic or sexy crumpet; a crumpet that looks very appetizing
(b) A porn star. Crumpet referring to a sexy person (usually a woman)
(a) Hey Jerry can you pass me that porn crumpet?
(b) Mate, is that the porn crumpet from "Revenge of the Tentacles 3"?
(b) Mate, is that the porn crumpet from "Revenge of the Tentacles 3"?
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"Yeah, she's been using that crumpet ring she got for Christmas off dad."
"Yeah, she's been using that crumpet ring she got for Christmas off dad."
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