The act of shitting out the digested remains of a crumpet, placing it on one’s hand, and slapping one in the genitals until they orgasm uncontrollably leaving them paralysed.
by Scousebirdcoleen October 10, 2019
Get the Crumpet cripplermug. by A ham sandwich April 28, 2022
Get the Jacket Crumpetmug. Typically a late night snack undertaken just because you can and to no one is around to stop you. Alternatively it may refer to your partner refusing a Buttered Crumpet.
Just got warm in bed when I needed to wee so went to make a hot water bottle because I was freezing and now made Protest Crumpets because I needed them for the affront of standing in the cold kitchen.
by Myersrum February 15, 2022
Get the Protest Crumpetmug. by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018
Get the Donald Crumpetmug. Dropping a juicy, ripe, musky turd in the gym steam room, cranking the heat and then heading for the showers.
It was as if a demon had sucked the air out of old Dorian’s lungs when he stepped into the steam room and was over come by the vaporous fog of Cedric’s steamed crumpet.
by Dick Onchin February 5, 2023
Get the Steamed Crumpetmug. Originates from the band name Psychedelic Porn Crumpets. There are two likely definitions:
(a) Describes a pornographic or sexy crumpet; a crumpet that looks very appetizing
(b) A porn star. Crumpet referring to a sexy person (usually a woman)
(a) Describes a pornographic or sexy crumpet; a crumpet that looks very appetizing
(b) A porn star. Crumpet referring to a sexy person (usually a woman)
(a) Hey Jerry can you pass me that porn crumpet?
(b) Mate, is that the porn crumpet from "Revenge of the Tentacles 3"?
(b) Mate, is that the porn crumpet from "Revenge of the Tentacles 3"?
by ssflss January 10, 2023
Get the porn crumpetmug. "Mate, your sister's anal gaping pics are immense. "
"Yeah, she's been using that crumpet ring she got for Christmas off dad."
"Yeah, she's been using that crumpet ring she got for Christmas off dad."
by lemlemlem May 11, 2018
Get the Crumpet ringmug.