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Cream cake poisoning

Flipped. Bat shit loco. Coined by Dave Lister In the UK Sci-fi sitcom Red Dwarf episode "Bodyswap" after Rimmer makes off with Lister's body. Being a hologram, Rimmer had not been able to eat real food since dying and went overboard.

Food included cream cakes when "doing a runner" in Starbug and tried to bluff shooting himself to prevent Lister reclaiming his body.

Term used when somebody has gone nuts, and it can only be attributed to going as to be poisoned by cream cakes.
Rimmer: Leave me alone or you-know-what happens.
Cat: He's bluffing.
Rimmer: I'm not bluffing.
Lister: I think he means it, man. He's flipped. It must be cream cake poisoning!

In everyday use:-

Guy 1: Did you see Fred the other day? I think he's gone nuts!
Guy 2: Must have cream cake poisoning.
by LoneDragoon90 November 15, 2009
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chema out

Ducking out of a game on account of a bum knee or some other lame excuse.

Origins: From one Chema Hinojosa's persistent, old man behaviour.
"Awww, man, if Rizky didn't chema out, we could have played more than just 15 minutes!"
by evil_lexicon January 12, 2012
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Johnny- Hurry up in there Brandon, we have to go.
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After. Depositing my load in Nezy's mouth I told her to go down stairs and give Brandon a bovarian cream.
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Love cream is the type of special cream produced while making love it is how we were all made we started off as love cream.
Jane: give me some of that love cream
John: no we will be eating our future children
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