crayon smoker

something to call a dumb ass that looks like they would smoke crayons due not having any weed

ted: jeff looks like a crayon smoker

by according to all known laws February 27, 2021

Crayonize

The act of dumbing down an explanation of something for someone with no intelligence or understanding of the topic being discuss. Commonly used by IT Professionals talking to Sales people.

I will have to crayonize these instructions for this sales user.

by BigFatDad1968 January 12, 2023

Crayon Muncher

Defined as a person in a video game who shows no sign of common sense and intellect, very similar to being braindead

Look at this Crayon Muncher spamming.

by KamiFR0ZE September 22, 2023

dirty crayon

The natural scent of a young African American.

Damn girl, is that dirty crayon you got on?!

by Tanner B October 30, 2013

booty crayon

When you take your shit out of the toilet and write on the walls

Yo dog i wrote on the wall with mah booty crayon

by Duechnozzle11142000 March 10, 2016

Brown crayon

When you flush your poop and it leaves a streak on the toilet bowl

Dude, someone left a brown crayon on the toilet

by Revycling bin juice February 26, 2020

Doo-Doo Crayon

Doo-doo rolled up inside newspaper and frozen in the freezer. Once frozen, the paper is peeled back to reveal the tip. This creation resembles a brown crayon, hence the name Doo-Doo Crayon.

Last night, we made some doo-doo crayons and tagged downtown.

by Irving_Nutty January 1, 2012