Corona Calculus

When politicians enact unpopular, painful measures to reduce the number of Covid-19 infections and deaths, while tapping on the country’s financial reserves or borrowing money to procure as many vaccines, masks, ventilators, and PPEs for the population.

Had Donald J. Trump’s corona calculus been to minimize infection and death rather than scheme to reduce his business losses, and to maximize supplies of medical equipment and essential goods instead of benefiting himself and his cronies, he might still be serving a second term today.

by Fasters May 30, 2021

corona grade

when your face-to-face classes are canceled due to the coronavirus outbreak and you have a midterm coming up. instead of taking your midterms in class you take it online where you can obviously google up answers; therefore getting a corona grade.

im so glad I on a corona grade on my midterm or I would have failed my calc class.

by Algorist March 13, 2020

corona shake

Any handshake-like greeting but while avoiding any physical contact, preferably with several yards of distance.

“The value of a firm corona shake cannot be exaggerated”

by swedish-phish March 9, 2020

corona chill

When you chill responsibly with the homies (less than ten homies, six feet apart, masks on) after having been in self-isolation for at least fourteen days.

"What'd you do this weekend?"
"I hung out with the homies."
"Wait, what?"
"Don't worry, my dude, we corona chilled. It followed all the CDC guidelines."

by kitchenproducts June 5, 2020

Corona Discharge

A phenomenon that is often observed near a conductor. When the electric field in the vicinity of the conductor is sufficiently strong, electrons resulting from random ionizations of air molecules near the conductor accelerate away from their parent molecules.

High-voltage power lines experience corona discharge.

by scienceA+ March 17, 2009

corona extra

The cure to Coronavirus Sometime Soon

Soon kids will be able to drink Corona Extra

it will be the cheapest Beer

hey can I have a dollar to go buy some corona extra

Corona Extra is a pale lager produced by Cervecería Modelo in Mexico and owned by AB InBev in Belgium. It is one of the top-selling beers worldwide.

by yike mike March 22, 2020

Corona-idiot

Someone who think the Coronavirus won't happen to them and spend time outside increasing the likelihood of them contracting the virus.

Person 1: How did Alex get Coronavirus?
Person 2: He didn't take it seriously and got himself sick by treating the virus as if it's some sort of joke. He's something I call a Corona-idiot

by Beware The Hashi April 1, 2020