Cooking

In Reference to (wanna be) Comedian Dane Cook.

The act of telling very unfunny sometimes annoying jokes, that not many people find funny. The person telling the joke might be the only one laughing.

After Janet tripped on a fan... Jody: Oh Janet! you just had a turkey experience!

Janet: Why is that Jody??
Jody: You Tryp to phan! hahahahah
Janet: !? Are you fucking "cooking" me???? that was so lame.

by Lord_Van_Voldemort September 24, 2009

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Home Cooking

The act of spending 3 hours to turn $25 worth of ingredients into a $10 meal.

Tim: What did you have for lunch?
Joe: I made a homemade burger and it sucked! I spent all morning and the ingredients cost more than just buying one.
Tim: Yeah, home cooking sucks.

by Four Loko Frat Guy December 30, 2022

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OH GOD IM COOMING

When someone is really worried/scared of busting a

nut. Usually said in the month of November

Person 1: OH GOD IM COOMING AGGGHHHH

Neighbors : stop. It's no nut November dumbass

by Mega-blongus March 16, 2021

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Cooking Tacos

1.Verb-excessive perspiration of the armpits causing large rings of sweat to be visible under the arms even after the arms are relaxed down at one's side resulting the sweat to take on a tacoesque form.

2. Half circle of sweat seen after the arms are folded down like a taco.

1. Lisa:"I'm so nervous for my date I'm sweating!"
Cindy:"I know your totally cooking tacos!"

2.Katie: "Wow, it's hotter than hell in here!"
Seth: "Yeah, looks like your cooking some tacos there..."
Katie: "What?"
Seth: "..."

by neilfinch June 23, 2008

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