Console Jacking

When you put a vibrating video game controller on your penis, therefore masturbating while feeling the vibes from the controller.

John went console jacking when he discovered that the controller vibrated when explosions were in the game.

by darth farts March 30, 2015

Console

1. A device used to play video games, popular consoles include Xbox, PlayStation and Wii.
2. An important part of computers, and prompts.
3. Command Prompt let's you access your computers innards.

I was playing with my computer's console commands!!

by SkeletonGuy November 13, 2018

Console Monkey

Console players that don’t know how to operate anything over 60 FPS

I don’t know how to operate this PC.-console monkey

by Silent humor December 13, 2019

console exclusive

A term Xbox fanboys use to describe a multiplatform game that's available on Xbox but not the Playstation.

Sorry you PS4 fanboys can't play Titanfall, it's a console exclusive.

by Urban Truth November 7, 2013

console wars

The war between consoles.
In the good old days, it was Sega Vs. Nintendo.
Now, it's Microsoft (X-Box series) Sony (Playstation series) and Nintendo.
To be honest, X-Box is a wannabe console, Nintendo's and Sony's are much better. Microsoft is a newcomer in the game bussiness. But recently, PS3 is known to be ripping of Nintendo and Microsoft by copying things like motion sensing and the X-Bow live service.

Xbots, PSTools and Nintendrones all say the console they like is the best. This starts a console wars.

by Tole September 15, 2006

Convoyeur

The acting of watching a convoy while touching or pleasuring yourself

Check out that anti-vaxxer jerking off in the bushes while watching the Freedom Convoy, what a convoyeur!

by Kdubmike January 29, 2022

Consoletards

Stupid gamers that argue which is the best console of the console war.

Dood, PS3 is so much better than all consoles ever existed.

You're completely retarded, just another consoletards.

by Anon12576343 November 6, 2010