Constipated Bottle

When a bottle of lotion, toothpaste, or other product that comes in a bottle, wont come out and you have to squeeze it with your hands really hard for it to come out. Usually when its down to the last drop. You have to just keep pushing and squeezing but it will come out eventually.

Guy 1: I cant get the ketchup out of this stupid bottle
Guy 2: dude give it to me *takes bottle*
Guy 1: i don't know if you can its constipated
Guy 2: *grunt* your right its a constipated bottle

by ThatsHot95 May 13, 2010

constipated

When it feels like you have a tennis ball sized rock in your anus and you just want to relieve yourself of it, but when you sit on the toilet and strain it doesn't come out because it's rock hard and your anus cannot stretch wide enough for it to come out without tearing. Also the reason why I have a hemroid that I'm severely self conscious about & I refuse to have sex with anyone until it shrinks.

FUCK! I've had to shit for days but I'm constipated. I almost feel like puking the turd out.

by Turd Expert April 20, 2009

Consciousness

The degree in which energy is aware of its properties, and other existing properties.

From a Hermetical view, this would be the proper definition of consciousness. Observe the Emerald Tablets of Thoth and the work of Drunvalo Melchizedek.

by CoherentOne January 19, 2013

Coasting

Being in a point of total relaxation, when everything seems to be going your way.

The multi-millionair record executive was coasting.

by Sprud April 9, 2003

for your consideration

Your cheap ass is watching a pirated DVD which was originally sent to the Oscar committee to be considered for nominations.

Why does it say "For your consideration" at the bottom of the screen? Not sure, I bought this DVD in a bathroom in chinatown.

by krestblr November 2, 2013

fashion constipated

when faced with many outfit/fashion choices, knowing that u have the means and inspiration inside you but lack the potential outlet... and don't have the force for that one extra push... pun intended

i have loads of ideas floating in my head right now
its just that i cant pin one down 'cause i want to wear my new levis and the top i bought from playlife with it. but i want to wear a dress. but i want to wear a skirt. i feel fashion constipated and that's worse than being actually constipated!

by nix23889 January 18, 2008

conscious uncoupling

A term used by one or more parties to a marriage, romantic relationship, civil union etc. to announce its ending, yet, at the same time, assure the public, in general, that the decision was made only after careful and immense thought, reflection, consideration and remorse. Not to be confused with a rash, unthinking or unconscious split-up, break-up, divorce or the like.

You know what they say....marriage is the leading cause of conscious uncouplings.

by heberwibba May 5, 2014