Compression

being sat on, or lied on, or crushed until completely flat.

Sit on me, give me that compression/ compress me.

by 666 666 666 November 30, 2016

Dashboard Confessional

Often referred to as "Acoustic Emo". It had a name when it was a solo act.

"When I listen to Dashboard Confessional's music, I feel like I'm dying inside" - My friend

by GRAWR February 17, 2008

congressionalinuismisticalicationaribbalisticentricontinuitristic

Of a congressperson, who describes themselves as being for the people, while is secretly a commie.

Bernie Sanders' presidential campaign is purely congressionalinuismisticalicationaribbalisticentricontinuitristic.

by Samawnline January 16, 2019

Compressionist

A compressionist is someone who has moved beyond being a hobbyist in the art of video compression, i.e. people who compress entire movies into tiny MP4s.

I actually blame Imgur's MP4 expansion for it.
Compressionists went into overdrive when it became a thing.

by Fulcrum Agent August 2, 2021

anal compression

The air pressure builtup inside of the anus during anal activity's, that is then released sounding like a fart!

She has too much anal compression, it's always making the funny fart noise that her parents can hear.

by trendsetta420 April 1, 2019

twitter compression

boobs

jamison: i love twitter compression
pixelslick: fuck you

by hawesomeSauce April 25, 2021

Shelby Compression Test

The act of your sexual partner inserting a finger into your anus, and you subsequently passing gas while still inserted; may be performed at any time not exclusive to receiving oral.

“Bro, sally stuck a finger in my ass the other day so I decided to give her the ol’ Shelby compression test!”

“Bud, you’re sick”

“Yeah, bet she doesn’t try that shit again”

by Ligmamom September 16, 2021