conrad

the most amazing character in tsitp.

j: what’s up with conrad
b: (mesmerized)

by _wtfshawtyy November 22, 2022

Conchad

Hot as hell Mr steal your girl.

He's such a Conchad

by Phoeno_Fire November 23, 2022

Conrad

He is an odd but lovely person who vapes a bit too much. Makes very cool minecraft farm houses though.

Conrad got me a pet frog

by mxlly1507 September 29, 2022

congadingsfinga

This word was made by someone i know, The word “Congadingsfinga” it stands for when you get hurt like a bruise, cut, paper cut, and etc. This word is most likely used for when someone has a cut or so. And another definition of it is when your sick.

-Example *Your friend has a bruise on his/her arm so then you say* “U got a congadingsfinga!”

by randomestpersonalive March 5, 2023

Conrad Pollock

someone who is incredibly addicted to video games, especially War Thunder
he has withdrawal symptoms if he goes one day without playing it

"conrad pollock" you say? well, he probably is filipino, plays war thunder, gets no bitches and has little to none rights

by z1gmaster32 May 25, 2023

Conrad

He’s a fat ugly cow who gets raped and railed by huge hordes of big black men like it’s plants vs zombies 2 dark ages, and whenever he sees a big perky black male he will latch onto their penis like a baby cow suckling on its mothers teet for sustenance, once finished with that, he has a tendency to wonder into his natural habitat (recycling plant) and once he’s in there he will find the most electric generating car battery possible and connect said battery to his huge Peperoni nipples and then turn it on and light himself up like it’s the 4th of July in 1989.

Another fun fact about this raging homosexual is that he has been known to conspire with sexual predators like Nathan fellows and adolf Hitler in his prime. The little goblin child is also an informant for the schools gestapo agency where he reports any none nazi behavior straight to his big perky sugar daddy mr khan.

The little creature who resembles the rake from popular creepy pastas is about 4,3 in height but also 4,3 in width because he does not stop eating huge amounts of big black penis. This diet is required to keep his natural physique of “huge ball of dough so he can Roll around like a fucking boulder”

“Oh it’s Conrad over there, I hope he doesn’t connect his and my nipples to a Tesla model X car battery and shock me so hard I get sent back to day 1 of the Bronze Age because I wouldn’t really appreciate that in all fairness.

by Conrad hater September 28, 2023

conwad

a person that refuses to admit that they are wrong. a conwad usually acts all high and mighty to boost their ego, but in reality they are very self-conscious people that need constant reassurance. conwads are very weird people, but they try to appear cool to the world.

Nyla: woah that kid is such a conwad. he flexes his muscles but you can tell he doesn’t work out.

by rustinjustin November 4, 2023