Confuckeried

When you become confused by your own fuckery

I woke up late thinking it was Friday so I’ve been confuckeried all day.

by TheRealestfromtheRez August 15, 2025

Confuckinfusing

1) Some one of the female species.


2)Curling

1) Mark: "yo hows shit goin with jane?"

Brian: "dude i just dont know."

Mark: "dont worry none, girls are just confuckinfusing"

Brian: "No doubt"



2) Chris: "what the fuck are we watching?"

Joe: "Curling, its in the winter olympics."

Chris: "dude i dont get "

Joe: "they have to slide the rock onto the target"

Chris: "this is too confuckinfusing"

by Snorlax7890 October 14, 2008

Confuckingstruction

When you're in a hurry but get stuck in traffic because there is construction ahead.

One: Hey man I'm going to be a little late. Traffic is a bitch because of all this confuckingstruction.

by SgtShadows19 May 23, 2010

Confuckinsiderate

Being considerate with a little added assholeism.

When you want to be nice but not too nice.

"I was just trying to be confuckinsiderate."

by Ca $hby March 6, 2017

Confuck

When two individuals have sexual intercourse at an anime con.

"Hey, are you going to the anime con this weekend?"
"Totally! I'm SO gonna confuck Sarah!"

by livifishu June 21, 2017

confuckingfused

To be so fucking confused that it's hard to comprehend anything.

Also being to the state of mind where anything an idiot does, makes you confused.

Amazed by stupidity.

Lynn is so confuckingfused at her dad.
"Are you confuckingfused because I'm stupid?"

by Officiallynncloud August 26, 2017

Confucksharted

So confusing you literally have a mini stroke

Dave: I'm confucksharted
Steve: why?
Dave: I'm trying to understand Donald trumps tweets

by Capt. lampshade September 29, 2017