10 Commandments

1- Thou shall have no other CoDs before Modern Warfare 4.

2- Don't take the Lord's heroin through your veins.

3- Remember the Sabbath so thee knows when it's time to report for work like a good sheep.

4- Honor thy father & thy mother or else they'll Exodus 21 thy ass.

5- Thou shall not grill.

6- Thou shall not Neflix & chill. Except the Sabbath.

7- Even though Boomer's ruined the economy and didn't give thee a chance, don't steal unless it's from the government.

8- Thou shall not Peepin' Tom thy neighbor.

9- Thou shall not shove it in thy neighbor's wife.

10- actually leave your fuckin neighbor alone.

Don't forget to blindly follow any and all doctrines or manifests that your parents tell you to, especially the 10 commandments.

by Mud0Day October 13, 2020

COVID Commander

Another name for the coronavirus pandemic. Named for the main villain in the 80s gi joe cartoons.

"Everyone's panic buying toilet paper because of the COVID Commander."

by AdmiralAshBar May 4, 2020

The Wing Commander

The Wing Commander is a person who does something in an impromptu manner, improvising, with little preparation or actual knowledge of the subject.

"The Wing Commander"
Peter taking an emergency call and only getting very little information and then guessing or making up the rest in a very poor attempt at appearing competent at one's job.
i.e WINGING IT !!

by The Captain Pugwash April 26, 2008

Commander Cain

One badass mother fucker who keeps the party crackin all night long.

You see that guy pulling a Commander Cain at the party last night?

by Blaze March 5, 2004

command-om

when you go commando to yoga but don't have to worry about anyone finding out the hard way while you're in down dog

"At first I was worried about going command-om to my CorePower Yoga class but then I remembered I wasn't wearing those recalled see thru Lululemons."

by yogabb January 23, 2018

Bot Commander

1. The Roblox game of the same name.
2. A rank that would likely be given in a AI Robot Army. Would be similar to the Colonel rank in the Army.

1. That Bot Commander Game on Roblox is such a banger.
2. Look at that retired robot! He's a Bot Commander! Disguising rude old man!

by Jaeger_Battalion December 5, 2020

Corny Command

a command that adults tell their children in a corny way by using their words against them.

I remember I was told a corny command. I said to Mom "Mom, Can I have a chocolate bunny?" & she said "You better Chocolate bunny your ass downstairs & take my clothes in the back"

by MASTUH OSCG 8845 June 1, 2018