A beer you pour at home (even though you are sufficiently drunk) that you never drink, in an attempt to feel better about the nite ending.
I woke up the next day with a hang over and a full comfort beer. I smiled because I knew the nite never had to end.
by bkjb99 January 24, 2015
Get the comfort beermug. by cbinthouse June 6, 2023
Get the Comfort Bodymug. After a particularly hard night on the piss, and suffering a brain-melting hangover, a Comfort Poo is the shit you have that flushes most of the toxins out and eases the pain.
It could be the 2nd, 3rd or even 8th crap you take that day, but you will know when it's your Comfort Poo. Because the hangover will finally have crawled back into the fiery pits of Mordor, whence it came.
It could be the 2nd, 3rd or even 8th crap you take that day, but you will know when it's your Comfort Poo. Because the hangover will finally have crawled back into the fiery pits of Mordor, whence it came.
by Centaur23 December 8, 2011
Get the Comfort Poomug. Meaning a group of people who bring you comfort. Just by being around these people bring you happiness and relieve your stressed.
Person 1: i heard you have been stressed lately?
Person 2: yeah man i just need to hangout with my comfort people to destress
Person 2: yeah man i just need to hangout with my comfort people to destress
by Raiso January 20, 2022
Get the Comfort Peoplemug. Any noun (person, place, or thing) that provides comfort to you over anything else. I.e, it makes you happier than any other person, place, or thing can.
Person 1: Hey, why is your pillow so old?
Person 2: It's my comfort queen, nothing else makes me as happy as it does.
Person 1: Damn... that's sad.
Person 2: It's my comfort queen, nothing else makes me as happy as it does.
Person 1: Damn... that's sad.
by goifman May 5, 2020
Get the Comfort Queenmug. Someone who has sex to make themselves feel better.
Instead of comfort eating when feeling low, they go through their list of bedroom buddies and pick the one who is going to give them the best ego boost!
Instead of comfort eating when feeling low, they go through their list of bedroom buddies and pick the one who is going to give them the best ego boost!
My best mate has sex with different men when she is feeling bad about herself, she is a comfort sexer
by jinglebell February 17, 2010
Get the Comfort Sexermug. An untruth we tell ourselves, or tell others, to keep from having to face facts, and to ease us through hard times.
Just wash your hands and you'll be fine, warm weather will make it disappear, only old people can die from it... one comforting fiction after another could not disguise the truth that we were all in for a long, painful journey.
by Monkey's Dad April 15, 2020
Get the comforting fictionmug.