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Columbia Heights

1st ring suburb of Minneapolis that has an ever increasing amount of low income housing and crime, as well as a poor school system. Commonly referred to as "Crumbling Heights".
Did you hear about the nice houses they tore down in Columbia Heights to build low income apartments?
by Rocko Socko October 27, 2003
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Columbia

A rapidly growing Suburb of St. Louis that at first seems like the perfect place to live on the surface. But truly it is the most artificial Yuppie infested place in the entierty of the mid west. The houses are little more than over expensive cubes of plastic siding, and the schools are more like asylums for the culturly ill.
Paying tribute to it's mostly German heritage Columbia has instated a self importan squad of gestapo like Police, who for some reason can do anything they want with out a warrent. And instead of stopping what actual crimes do go on in this town they spend their time harassing loiterers and skateboarders, or pretty much anyone under 25.
This town is supposed to be a safe, spottless community but people drive like the have their heads completly up there own ass due to having cell phones surgically attached to their heads. Also there are many accounts of child molesters and the like and recently a youth minister ath the local Baptist church was charged with making child porn at a church run summer camp.
Everything here is subdivisions with fake lawns and perfect roads exept for a small chunk of crap on the sothern edge of town that the city officials have apearantly have forgotten and pay no attention to and have since let to deteriorate with out any attempt to fix streets.
There are almost no successful businesses in Columbia exept a dominos and an infinite amount of Real Estate agencies that exist to populate the endless rows of siding cubes. There is no sense of community of in Columbia. Everyone is either too stuck up or distrusting to talk or say hi and busily rush on past you on the sidewalks, or try to run you over in their escalades (no joke). The worst thing about columbia is that they are constantly pwned by neighboring Waterloo.
You know all those bottles you always recycle? They aren't used to make sweaters and sleeping bags, they get melted down into Columbia Houses.

After WW II Gestapo officers, fearing for their lives, moved to Columbia, Illinois and became police officers.
by Redhawk23 December 15, 2008
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Columbia Secondary School

A school in New York City where students have fun AND are educated unlike most other kids in NYC public schools.

Also known as "CSS".
Did you see that girl with the Columbia Secondary School shirt?

Yeah I heard her saying that she got A's in all of her classes.

CSS Kids do it better.
by Anonymous2097 August 20, 2010
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columbian fog

thick smoke created when smoking lots of pot in an enclosed space
He thought he was playing it cool, but the cop knew he was high when the columbian fog rolled out of the car window.
by monkey January 28, 2005
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Columbia Falls

A place to get sexually transmited diseases everywhere you go. Also known as Clamidya Falls.
Dude I just got back from columbia falls

How many std's you got man.
by breakthebank July 11, 2012
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Columbas

When "exploring" what you think is virgin teritory when it is actually "owned" by someone else. Baisically doing a sexual act with someone you think is a virgin only to find out that she/he isn't!!
"Dude that girl last night, well i was Columbased!"
"hot damn!"
by HOTMOMMY!! October 5, 2005
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Columbian Retirement Package

Guy #1: Ey cabron, it looks like you got a Columbian Retirement Package.
Guy #2: Obama ain't helping the esse's so we gots to make our own retirement package, there ain't no 401(k) with benefits like these holmes. The best part is it's 100% tax free.
by Great White Unicorn June 1, 2009
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