color guard

a large group of fat ass teenage girls that were too ugly to make the cheer squad and too fat to make the dance team. so instead they are in color guard where they wave flags around at half time and cause the entire male student body to vomit profusely. commonly referred to as the dogs, boys bark and ruff when they perform when they aren't vomiting.

Ew! the color guard is so disgusting!

they've released the dogs! (implying that they are about to perform)

nasty! the color guard just passed by!

color guard by Seymoure Asse March 25, 2011

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Color Wheeling

in a state of confusion; frozen, not knowing what to do or say

similar to Apple computers when they freeze up a small color wheel appears

"oh fuck I'm color wheeling"

dude 1: "hey man, whats the answer to number two?"
dude2: "um, gimme a second let me think about this"
....a few minutes past.....
dude 1: "dude whats the answer to number two??!!"
dude 2: "shit dude idk, I'm color wheeling!"

Color Wheeling by see~dub October 24, 2008