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color guard

a large group of fat ass teenage girls that were too ugly to make the cheer squad and too fat to make the dance team. so instead they are in color guard where they wave flags around at half time and cause the entire male student body to vomit profusely. commonly referred to as the dogs, boys bark and ruff when they perform when they aren't vomiting.
Ew! the color guard is so disgusting!

they've released the dogs! (implying that they are about to perform)

nasty! the color guard just passed by!
by Seymoure Asse March 25, 2011
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Color Wheeling

in a state of confusion; frozen, not knowing what to do or say

similar to Apple computers when they freeze up a small color wheel appears
"oh fuck I'm color wheeling"

dude 1: "hey man, whats the answer to number two?"
dude2: "um, gimme a second let me think about this"
....a few minutes past.....
dude 1: "dude whats the answer to number two??!!"
dude 2: "shit dude idk, I'm color wheeling!"
by see~dub October 24, 2008
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Color Emo

Those chicks that are emo but with neon colors added
Dave: Check that wierd emo chick
Regan: The one with hot pink and yellow stripes no shes color emo
by PhredWard December 7, 2009
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color guard

the people in JROTC the hold the flags in the ugly little harnesses.
commander: present colors!

color guard: *picks up flag and puts it in harness*
by fergalicious November 18, 2006
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Color up

To wear the colors of a school or sports team at an event to show your support
Jimmy was wearing a green polo to the Kentucky game so I told him to color up.
by Pondertime May 3, 2015
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Color Racist

Color Racist means Racism, but in non skin tone colors. For example: Green, Blue, Red, Pink, and etc.
Person 1: Hey! Why is that pink lady working here? Her kind can’t be working here.
Person 2: That’s Color Racist!
by hiltonicity January 18, 2021
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color guard

see my definition of colorguard because I'm not in one i spelled it as one word...
by Kaytee P January 14, 2004
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