cocktease

a girl who says and or does things to get mens attention (i get horny when i am high), also to gain things such as a free smoke or a free meal because the man thinks he will get some sort of sexual reciprocation. often owes you a lot of money and when you do smoke her up, she just becomes a bitch. Is often freinds with other cockteases.

Cocktease: hey i get hony when im high
guy: word lets go smoke
(goes off to smoke his good pot, get high)
Guy: so, you feeling good
Cocktease: ehh im tired, im hungry, im crmaped, i have pms blah blah blah blah
Guy: fucking cocktease you said you got horny when you are high

by senor huck July 15, 2006

cockster

cock-ster
–noun
1. a male ranging from the age of 18 to 34 who is sexually attracted to much older women.
2. a young man who 'looks' for cougars, or nougars.
3. opposite of cougar for the male species.
4. Informal. a desperate male.

(Setting: at a local bar or club)
Jeff: Look at that girl!
Ruben: Who, the cougar?
Jeff: She's banging.
Ruben: She's like 50!
Jeff: I'd fu**er.
Ruben: You cockster!

by Rubenusf October 29, 2008

cockservative

A homosexual who aligns themselves with the conservative movement and Republican party despite the fact that conservatives and Republicans in general, hate the gays and want to strip them of their rights.

Andy: Pete's gay. How the hell can he be a right wing conservative Republican?
Ron: I don't know. I guess some fags are just cockservative.

by RBAK January 27, 2017

cocktard

noun.
Person who is above all else, a jerk, wanker, asshole, or any of the above. May or may not be gay.

Karl and Mikey are both cocktards. Thier definition of Craigler is way off base.

by The Retards September 2, 2003

blockbuster and cockthruster

Hard sex with blockbuster films in the background.
An improved version of Netflix and Chill

"Hey babe, want to go to my place and have some blockbuster and cockthruster?"

by Necraii October 8, 2016

joe cocker

This dude who danced very strange, as though he was retarded, and have a gravely dry voice. He sang at woodstock '69 and became famous for his strange movements. Also perfected a beatles song. His last name turns me on

Joe Cocker: AHH WITH A LITTLE OF MY FRIENDS!!! <dances and around dies>

by GANJAMAN November 16, 2004

cockberg

A cockberg is a rather large however lumpy penis. it takes a blocked shape and has a small bulge at the top of the penis. While in the bath the upper part of the penis looks like an iceberg, hence the term cockberg.

Oh no we're about to crash into that cockberg

by Lewis J D March 24, 2008