Colonel Clusterfuck

Butt sex behind the deep fryers at a KFC restaurant.

Dave: Dude, I Colonel Clusterfucked Lindy yesterday.

Henry: Lucky bastard.

by Jonas Brothers Suck Penish February 1, 2009

clusterfuck

Clusterfuck means clusterfuck

Clusterfuck means clusterfuck. Don't fight it, accept. Clusterfuck means clusterfuck.

by trollcop May 25, 2011

Mongolia Clusterfuck

A place that's far away.

We parked in Mongolia Clusterfuck.

by kennyb43 September 29, 2009

Clusterfuck

A group of too many people (or objects) up each others asses, while acting ignorantly.

When you are driving on the highway and can't pass others because there are 4-8 ignorant cars all blocking the highway, creating a clusterfuck.

by Lay Eggs February 16, 2009

clusterfuck

When nobody (in administration) is doing their job and people can pretty much do what they want without being held accountable for anything.

All the kids in school were skipping classes and the teachers were doing absolutely nothing. What a clusterfuck!

by firestar March 3, 2007

clusterfuck

An unorganized mess, something that will be difficult to organize again.

Sara's room is a clusterfuck

by the drew-miester October 30, 2004

clusterfuck

(n.) A crowded, confusing, awkward, uncomfortable and possibly painful situation, usually involving a large group of people with whom one does not want to spend a lot of time.

I'm not looking forward to visiting my in-laws over the holidays. The wife's entire screwed up family will be there: the second and third wives and husbands and their kids, and even the exes with their new families. It's gonna be a real clusterfuck.

by V.I. Levin May 5, 2009