Alaskan Clot Buster

A seasonal ritual involving a frozen tampon soaked in Fireball whiskey, inserted and detonated during peak menstruation to “shock the system” and “blast the blockage.” Often accompanied by a chant of “Cold never bothered me anyway.

Jake: “Bro, she said her cramps were worse than finals week.”
Trent: “So what’d you do?”
Jake: “Hooked her up with the Alaskan Clot Buster. Ten minutes later, she was doing snow angels in her own blood.”
Trent: “Respect.”

by RedTundra69 July 15, 2025

Clot

A clot is a person who is holding you back.

"Mom, stop making me do my homework before hanging out with the boys. You're such a clot!"

by TH01 destroyer 9001 June 14, 2018

Clot

Someone who prevents/delays an individual from participating in something enjoyable.

Ugh, my friend is such a clot. They always drag me to their place and never let me go out and party.

by FoodForTitan June 28, 2018

Clot

Crazy Lady Over There

This clot is turning everyone's life into a living hell.

by Sofastsurf July 18, 2020

Clot

Clot… clot is a word Two amazing girls called Hollie and Poppy use! They are the bestest of friends and they always put eaxhother first!

Omg I just saw a clot”
“Don’t tell poppy and hollie”

by Holzferris January 15, 2022

Clot Robertson

When a gay Queenslanders bum clot gets wedged in their soft heart and creates some mischief.

Sebastian!! Don’t go all clot Robertson on me now. We have to go to Calvin’s house for a pos party. You promised !

by Queerbear69 June 11, 2025

Blood clot

When blood comes out of your vagina and a clump of blood comes with it

Eww another blood clot!!

by Suck a toee December 10, 2018