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clapper

a mutherfuckin Gun

term used mostly in the South
get to steppin before i pull out that clapper.
by bubbakush123 May 5, 2010
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Putnam Clipper Marching Band

My life.

It has the best people you could ever imagine. We're just one huge family. With incest.

You'll never find a better group of people. They're nice, funny, mature yet very immature, very perverted, and don't forget just absolute perfection.
When I say perfect I don't mean, like.. Perfect human beings. I mean perfect in like.. I dunno. They're the perfect bunch of weirdos. I can't even explain it. I love them.

We have drama and fights just like any other family. Except we're not forced to deal with each other. Its a choice. And a damn easy one, at that. The color guard is full of some what annoying (especially that dirty blonde one with the green eyes and glasses) but wonderful and gorgeous girls. They work their tails off but get barely any appreciation. They don't complain much though. Sure, half the time they hate the entire band including the rest of the guard but it just wouldn't be the same without them.

The band hangs out in the band room and hate when they have to leave. Some of them just sit there for a few hours watching the band guys play .:.Nerd Cards.:. until practice. They're all dreading the end of the season because they'll be losing some great seniors. I can't even begin to describe how much I'll miss band when November comes.

Just in case any of the band ends up reading this..

HEY BAND!

I love you guys.♥
Band Director: "Guys, I have something awesome to tell you."

Random band/guard member: "You finally got a boyfriend?"

Drum Major: *door burst open and the Putnam Clipper Marching Band runs in* "Fitch, we're here for Jamal! Hand him over and nobody gets hurt."
by SexyBandBAMF October 20, 2013
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Yankee Clipper

A New England sex act in which partners scissor on the back of an in-transit lobster boat.
Amidst the mounds of flailing crustaceans, the lovers embraced in the impassioned form which could only be described as the Yankee Clipper.
by Dick Mystery February 23, 2015
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Southern Ohio Copperheads

A sweet baseball team in Athens, Ohio. Their home field is Bob Wren Stadium on the campus of Ohio University. A member of the Great Lakes Summer Collegiate League, and always leads the league in attendance. On the field, the team is improving under Coach Mike Florak.
The Southern Ohio Copperheads are going to win the Great Lakes league this year!
by go cheads July 29, 2009
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Midwest Chopper

A Rapper from the midwest capable of rapping at high speeds/flows.
by TeccaN9na April 13, 2010
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chopper in the car

AK-47 we all know this... But dumbFUCK who posted the other definition has no fucking brain and thinks its a helicopter.
by billyjones526452645364 June 15, 2011
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los angeles clippers

the bengals of the NBA; they suck and are ultra cheap
by Craiggers March 29, 2004
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