clitsaurus

When a chicks vagina is so damn old, it is regarded as the equivalant of a dinosaur, or in some cases, a fossil.

"god my 3rd grade school teacher was soo damn old, i swear she had a fucking clitsaurus!" or "man i was fucking this hoe last night, and her clit was as old as a fucking gutenburg bible!"

by BEN123456789 October 23, 2009

coitus interruptus

The title given to any person with the uncanny knack for accidentally interrupting folks having sex, generally right before they climax. The type of interruption can range from a phone call to a 'surprise' visit and entails multiple 'incidents' over an extended period of time.

Wife: "OHH F&^K... Just like that, baby!"

Kid K, popping up beside of the bed: "HEY GUYS! What are y'all doing? I wanna play, too!"

Husband to Kid K: "Get out of here! No you can't play with us but if you get out, I'll be out there in just a minute!"

Wife: "Crap... Another orgasm foiled by our little 'coitus interruptus'..."

by TaTa Bondage December 16, 2010

clitosaurus

The combination of the two words "clitoris", part of the female genitals and "dinosaur", ancient animals that roamed the land billions of years ago (before they went extinct.)

Refering to a dangerous carnivorous form of clitoris that will probably alarm you as you're doing your work; can not be differed from a normal clitoris until initial contact (which will be painful) so you should ask your girlfriend/female aquaintance whether she has a dinosaur clitoris before things get too messy.

Dang, last night I was with this girl and turns out she had a damned clitosaurus.. hurt like fuck.

by Clitosaurus January 9, 2007

Coitus Concerto

a violin technique/ sex move utilized in the motion picture "The Red Violin." This technique can only be mastered by the highest virtuoso in which you have sex and play violin at the same time. Use of a fermata ensures long sustained orgasm on the last note.

A: what were you to doing in the bass closet?
B: Coitus Concerto
A:Yeah, I had her wet at molto expressivo presto.

by Satou Minatsuki May 20, 2012

Coitus Coalition

A group of friends whose sole purpose is to get one of their friends laid.

Chris: Jeeze, Adam hasn't had sex in a while
Josh: You thinking what I'm thinking?
Gabe: Could you mean?
Josh: Yes, we need to form a coitus coalition.

by Lostboy08 October 20, 2012

Clitstracted

Being distracted because your clit is running your brain.

"My boyfriend was talking but all I could think about was riding him; I got clitstracted and have no clue what he was blabbing about."

by BLaze July 27, 2012

Clitosaunterus

A repulsive individual.

A clitosaunterus is not invited to a party.

by Drippers December 5, 2012