Clappable

When someone is either ugly, sad, or has something wrong with them but you'd still clap.

Person 1: "Man Mr. Butlers legs may be whiter than a cloud but he is still clappable"
Person 2: "True that, I'd clap those thicc pale cheeks."
Person 1: "On god"

by detden097 December 26, 2018

Clappal Tunnel Syndrom

Mental fatigue which prevents you from clapping. Caused by over exposure to applause at a meaningless childrens school event where every parent feels the need to clap anytime a persons name is mentioned.

Principal: ( who just finished reading the names of all 500 students who mastered the pencil shapener this year) "Before we recognize all the students who received a grade this year, how about another round of applause for all these future writers".....
Wife: " Honey, your not clapping!?"
Husband: "My hands are worn out and I'm going to need them so that I can shove a spike in my head to relieve the pressure from Clappal Tunnel Syndrom"

by Raleighwood October 8, 2011

clipperphile

someone who habitually steals lighters

God damn, where's my lighter? I had it until i met Heather earlier. she's a bastard clipperphile for sure

by Leonard Le Roi August 3, 2011

Clappah

the booty, ass, even if u got the slightest amount if booty to the size of jupiter

She got a clappah, but Ladarius don't got one. He flat af.

by fresh.queen May 7, 2015

Clippied

When something, usually a Microsoft application, attempts to be helpful but does more harm than good. Reference Clippy the Paperclip.

My page's HTML comments got clippied away. Obviously I didn't need those. Thanks, SharePoint.

by SpliceVW June 21, 2017

clipple skin

a person that is un-circumsized and is ushually from ohio

he is driving like a clipple skin

by redneck24 November 20, 2017

clippy cloppers

(n.) Another name for the kitchen salad tongs that make a “clip clop” sound

Serving utensils that are typically joined together to form a left and right gripping mechanism to allow salad greens to be easily grasped, removed from a salad bowl and placed on a plate.

Mom: “hey can you pass the clippy cloppers for the salad?”
You: “sure, here go”

by j-little-loves-bae June 16, 2018