Climate Chad

As the green economy grows, we must acknowledge a new generation of "dude" who majors in whatever will make them the most money, and then goes on to rent an overpriced "luxury" condo in the most freshly gentrified neighborhood. First it was economics, then it was computer science. But recently, you may have noticed the lacrosse-proficient, white-smiled student athlete in your environmental science class, maybe even in Birkenstocks to virtue signal their allegiance to "the cause."

These, are the climate chads. Follow them on LinkedIn.

A: Did you see that Johnny is founding a solar dog house company?
B: Ugh, what a climate chad.

by PookSmokesFatBlunts October 3, 2022

Climate Spactivist

Sour faced entitled adolescent, scowling bogus scientific 'facts' in the name of saving the planet.

'As the insufferable Greta traversed the planet burning tonne upin tonne of aviation fuel, she remained oblivious that her fart sniffing, piss drinking life as a climate spactivist had sealed her fate.

'She will die a greasy haired, unfuckable, turd-licking nobody. Perplexed as to why coastal towns and cities aren't under 50 feet of sea water'.

by Herbie Dongsporran February 14, 2023

bin climber

A person who manages to climb out of an abortion bucket when they should have died at birth instead contiues to live a life.

You must of been a good climber to make your way out of that abortion bucket, your a good bin climber.

by keeping it real!!!!! September 30, 2006

Yasko Climb

A general sexual term that can be applied to describe almost any sex position.

Most often it is describing sex the way it ought to be; both people staying still (strictly no thrusting) and no noise uttered.

dude 1: Hey dude, did you Yasko Climb that chick last night?
dude 2: Yeah, and then we did the Scottish Hammock

by quofemaster August 20, 2009

Clout Climax

When a being has reach their maximum capacity of clout and cannot gain anymore until attempting a clout ascension.

Jesus Christ- "I've finally reached my clout climax, now i can ascend to a clout god."

by The Cloutgod August 13, 2018

rock climbing boy

climbing boys are the hottest of all boys. they are strong, hot, and most of all the nicest boys in the world. because of this everyone wants to date them.

person 1 “did you see that rock climbing boy?“
person 2 “ikr, he’s so hot!”

by siaeh8sba November 17, 2019

Curtain Climber

A defiant kid who behaves very badly, is out of control, gets into everything and does everything they shouldn't, including climb curtains. They typically will listen to no one, caregivers and parents alike. They will occasionally respond to bribes and may cooperate for a short time, if you can get them to settle down long enough to hear it.

Jimmy and Lisa's curtain climbers are the worst and I will never babysit for them again!

by TonyaMC419 April 4, 2020