Clay Pidgeon 

While a man is engaging in intercourse with a female, preferably from behind, right before ejaculation he proceeds to raise his hand victoriously above is head and while screaming "PULL" slaps the woman's ass with fury. As she runs in excrutiating pain, the main proceeds to ejaculate with incredible force in an attempt to knock the woman over. On every upstroke he makes a shotgun cocking sound effect and on every down stroke, a gun fire sound effect.

Man: "What happened to your girlfriend? Did she break her leg?"
Man 2: "She got clay pidgeoned!"

Clay Pidgeon by Justin, Mike, and John September 16, 2004

clay aiken 

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay GAY GAY GAY

good god clay aiken is extremely gay

clay aiken by hawkdude56 April 20, 2005

Clay's ass 

The most beautiful thing ever created. Also, Wango and Tango's long lost cousins from the back woods.

I would love to slap Clay's ass.

Clay's ass by Miss Rubenita Monkeybus August 25, 2003

clay snakes

Poop sticks that fall out of your bung. a.k.a. ass goblins.

Man, as I was driving home from work, a Creed song came on the radio -- I suddenly felt the urge to drop clay snakes and purge myself of this foul experience.

clay snakes by boelkstoff September 17, 2003

clay lane

A slang term for the anal passage. Generally used in a sexual not a medical way.

Got done up clay lane last night.

clay lane by Long Shanks Hethro August 30, 2007

clay molding 

When two plus-size lesbians engage in tribadism, also known as scissoring, creating the impression of clay being molded.

Megan and Heather left the barbecue restaurant in order to head home, play some Indigo Girls tapes and get down with some clay molding.

clay molding by Claymolder January 3, 2013

Clay venti 

A noun for coolest awesomest figure made of clay

He goes on countless cool adventures

"Hey have you seen clay venti"
"Yeah he's the coolest"

Clay venti by Justlovelykiyoko May 21, 2022