Santa Clarita

Santa Clarita, California.
The inevitable final destination of all mail and packages intended for Santa Clara, California. This is largely due to printing error and stupidity.

On phone to supplier: No, I said Santa Clara, not Santa Clarita... What the f*ck do you mean, I have to PAY for you to resend it?!?

by Lexayy June 21, 2008

Clarter

Someone who does questionable things or is unpleasant to be around

God, Gary is such a clarter when it comes to women

by Gaunterodimm September 15, 2020

Clarice

Clarice is a usually a girl who has a loud personality.She is kind and a not dry texter

me: OMGGG its a clariceeee!

by The lanjiau destroyer April 26, 2021

Santa Clarita

A very boring city located north is Los Angeles. The only reason why anybody wants to come here is Six Flags Magic Mountain. Other then, that is boring. Bunch of white supremacists live here. No race here really gets along. Kids in their late teens and early 20s want to get out and move out of theirs parents hole. The only desired trait about this city is that is SAFE and the schools are somewhat better than the schools in LA. Overall, just a boring city with some of the dullest people you’ll ever meet. Some of them are super shitty and fake.

Person from Santa Clarita: damn. This city is really boring.
Another person from SCV: yeah. I know. On the weekends, I usually go out to different cities like Santa Monica, Hermosa Beach, Venice etc. Luckily, without traffic Santa Clarita is not too far from those cities.

by DrCumtastic April 2, 2021

blue veined clarinet

the penis.

you wanna play my blue veined clarinet?

yes.

by tizard May 11, 2009

clarine

clarine is an amazing girl who always bounces from boy to boy. She is a sporty girl who finds it hard to show her emotions yet she is very lovable

"that person is so cool!"
"i know she's a clarine, also knows as rin"
"she is an egg

by clarine November 30, 2016

Clariel

A free spirit to say the least, Intelligent and very thoughtful. You can speak with her for hours and feel like its only been a matter of minutes. Usually the hottest girl in the class. Laughs 24/7 and smiles no matter what's going on. Clariel is a girl who loves to smile, loves to flirt and loves everyone she meets.

Man2: Yeah man, cool. What's her name?

Man: Clariel

by ParamountD January 11, 2012