but did you know that john0512 got a 46 on mathcounts chapter?

Something that people randomly say when I say I did bad on something

"aaaaa I did so bad I only got 41 on ci"
"but did you know that john0512 got a 46 on mathcounts chapter?"

by john0512 March 8, 2021

Fortnite Chapter 2

Fortnite Chapter 2 is a type of cancer, increasingly getting worse from Chapter 1 or as most call it Stage 1 'Suck a dick dude, literally the biggest dick you can find'. Many have fallen to Stage 1 of Fortnite such as famous streamer Ninja, who had experienced the side effect, Ligma. However, a cure is being found called "Concentration Camps", however, alternative passive methods are being used as well such as Minecraft, Krunker.io, online bullying and a father who is present in a child's life.

If you know someone who suffers from Fortnite Chapter 2, please do not be afraid to call John Wick. All he requires are the number on the back of your credit card, the small 4 digits and your name.

"Omg look at that kid, his suffering from Fortnite Chapter 2. He must not realize that he lives in a society!"
"Who the fuck wants Fortnite Chapter 2? The game looks like a rip-off version of itself"

by God Has Cheeseburgers October 17, 2019

clitter clatter

when you see a fyne boy/girl...they tickle your fancy good,,real good...either results in a wet coot or hard johnny.

Damn that beh so fyne, Clitter clatter!

by the Skis May 18, 2006

CLAPPER

A girl with a phat ass that when you hit it, that shit claps

I saw this girl the other day, and I just thought she has a clapper

by Michaelsishehwoen October 17, 2017

clopter

when you spin around while vomiting and get vomit on everyone in the room.

i was so drunk i was doing the clopter!

by torra borra May 19, 2004

Clapperclaw

An extremely sensual, albeit complicated sexual position. Those who master this are the official kings/queens of sex.

To perform the Clapperclaw, you must:

1. Begin in a basic scissor position, with each person facing upwards (this still works with men and women, a man just should penetrate his partner from this position.)

2. Slowly, each person arches their back at the same speed, lifting the scissor connection into the air

3. Lock your legs up to the knee and allow the calf to dangle.

4. The Clapperclaw has been performed.

Kevin: Yo dude, last night I totally clapperclawed a drunk chick I met

Chris: Wow man, I'm impressed.

Kevin: Yea, you should be. I then proceeded to perform the raging jot on her.

Chris: Unbelievable

by kMurg November 22, 2010

clapper

Sound activated on/off switch by Joseph Enterprises, the maker of Chia Pets

"CLAP ON! <clap-clap> CLAP OFF! <clap clap> CLAP ON, CLAP OFF. THE CLAPPER! <clap-clap>"

by Aaron Ferber November 10, 2006