circumcised

A cut above the rest.

"Casper is circumcised"

by TheUncutPimp November 19, 2022

Electronic circumcision

The act of placing one’s genitals in between the extending cd reader on a desktop and then slamming it shut

Dude Gary just got an electronic circumcision in the school computer room

by Skrompi March 16, 2022

Circumcised candy cane

A candy cane without its wrapper

I would like to eat a circumcised candy cane so I do not get plastic in my mouth.

by Cheeseitgang January 04, 2021

roadside circumcision

Where penis or/and testicles are runover by the wheel of a vehicle.

Doctor: why are you in hospital?
Pacent: my balls where crushed under a car
Doctor: Okay that called a roadside circumcision

by Barberella September 01, 2020

roadside circumcision

Where penis or/and testicles are runover by the wheel of a vehicle.

person 1 : I will give you a roadside circumcision
Person 2 : are you threatening me
Person 1: yes

by Barberella September 01, 2020

Circumcised Dan

A short man who circumcised his penis at the age of 18. He sells children to the FBI in exchange for movie tickets. His daughter is a naughty whore who eats frogs and rabbits every day.

He has a theme song that goes:

My name is Circumcised Dan and I live alone, I still like to bone and moan alone.

I’m feeling shitty today, I’m feeling Circumcised DAN.

by Littleweiny22 August 26, 2023

Circumcised Sex

Sex with a person who is circumcised.

If I were a hot girl, I’d reject men who are circumcised. I refuse to have circumcised sex.

by Excrushman January 12, 2025