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circle jerk

1.) When a group of males sit in a circle, jerking each other off.

2.) *NOT* when a group of males stand in a circle to jerk off onto a cookie or anything of the sort. That retarded frat game is called "Limp Biscuit"... which kind of indirectly explains why the band of the same namesake is so fucking horrible.

3.) When a bunch of blowhards - usually politicians - get together for a debate but usually end up agreeing with each other's viewpoints to the point of redundancy, stroking each other's egos as if they were extensions of their genitals (ergo, the mastubatory insinuation). Basically, it's what happens when the choir preaches to itself.

4.) A game on MXC that's based on sumo wrestling. Beware the Green Teabagger.
by Ninja Disaster July 8, 2004
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Porn Cycle

The habitual cycle of porn:

● Enjoying porn
● Collecting it
Getting sick of it
● Trying harder, sicker porn
Getting sick of that
● Trying porn that you are ashamed of later
● Deleting all of your porn, throwing out DVDs

● Only to eventually miss porn/stars....
which then leads to collecting it again and the cycle renews.
"Dude can I borrow your Scat Movies?"

"No, it's gone... My meat was so raw, and I couldn't get it up at night with my girlfriend, so I decided to grow up and get rid of my porn."

"Dude that's the 5th time you've said that, you're just on the bottom of the Porn Cycle."
by asikjbdhgfuhu December 2, 2009
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Circle-A

A name for the anarchist symbol of an A surrounded by a circle. Often misused by teens as a symbol for smashing things up.
"Hey look someone drew a circle-a on that building. Awesome!"
by Anarchy is Order March 21, 2004
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Cicely

A girl who laughs at literally everything. She has a big butt and a great sense of humor. Wild. Fun of the party. She is a very great friend who's good at giving and receiving advice.
Big booty

Person: "Hey cicely look at that tree"
Cicely: "HAHAHAHAHA"
by Alyssalaska July 4, 2016
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Redneck Circle Jerk

When a group of rednecks back their straight piped, tuned diesel pickup trucks (usually cummins) up next to each other, put them in neutral and rev the engines. This usually causes them all to spew black smoke. The rednecks then roll down the windows and yell at each other and cheer.
Darrel, Billy Bob and Charles Ray all take their old cummins out and roll coal in that field behind my house. They have themselves a redneck circle jerk.
by nickl7878 May 3, 2012
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Hog cycle

A Gay piece of shit cock sucking penis licking female hating phone booth looking ass idiot deck that only people with their main intrest being big bulgy cocks play
-HI i am gay
-OH u play hog cycle?
by hog is gay March 31, 2022
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crotchrotting circle

A small gathering of men. Central is the discussion of tools, power tools, and crotchrot.

Antonym: Crochetting Circle
Dang, man. We better get down to the crotchrotting circle before we miss ragging on crot.
by Bur Selieu December 2, 2004
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