Chump Walk

Walking around like a chump while having access to an alternate (and faster) means of transport, be it bicycle, car, or horse.
"Why are you chump walking when you could be driving right now?"

"Why is Link chump walking when he could be riding around on Epona?"

"Look at that silly chump walker, I bet he forgot his bicycle again."
by ChaceWiggin August 12, 2012
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game chump

a completely useless and unintelligent person; a fake gamer
Ryan, you're a game chump
by gamefuck October 05, 2019
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chump pileup

A bunnch of trumpsters blocking a motorway for some fucking reason.
Thousands of magamorons from New York to Texas and all the way to Colorado took part in chump pileups, shutting down roads and bridges.
by rökken roller November 02, 2020
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Flump Chump

A guy who gives flowers to a girl that doesn't like him.
That guy walking down the street with those roses is a total flump chump - she already has like 5 boyfriends.
by ManFlow December 11, 2009
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chump bump

Hipsters love to have beards and chump bumps.
by kriptonicvirus April 09, 2019
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Suicide Chump

An individual that attempts to commit suicide, as he realizes he/she is an idiot, but fails at his attempt, and ends up more self-conscious than ever.

Marvelously depicted by musician Frank Zappa in his You Are What You Is album.
-My friend was so depressed he decided to swallow a cyanide pill, but he mistook it for an aspirin.

-A suicide chump!
by Dog talk November 16, 2010
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chump rock

A band that used to be Punk rock, but sold out.
Fall out Boy is a chump rock band.
by D-Rock disco June 06, 2007
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