He's probably your father.
Only those who wish to have their skin peeled off with their dead children's teeth, be eaten alive by a giant ant, and then be burned with lightning and a magnifying glass should ever utter the name Chuck Norris.
Or
OH JESUS! MY SKIN!
Or
OH JESUS! MY SKIN!
by Mack B May 21, 2008
Get the Chuck Norrismug. The most powerful man on earth.The only person that can rival him is god himself and Chuck still pwns him on a regular basis.
Jesus: I heard you got pwnt by Chuck Norris in Ping-Pong the other day God
God: I fucking hate him, he makes me seem like a noob everytime I see him
God: I fucking hate him, he makes me seem like a noob everytime I see him
by M.B Wavvy July 14, 2009
Get the Chuck Norrismug. by Chuck norris the god July 9, 2010
Get the Chuck Norrismug. by [insert platypus noise here] January 29, 2010
Get the Chuck Norrismug. Chuck Norris is a state of being, it means "Omnipotent," so to feel or be Chuck Norris, is to feel an unlimited source of power.
Guy 1: I am feeling rather Chuck Norris today.
Guy 2: Dude, stop being so pretentious, this is why we hate you.
Guy 2: Dude, stop being so pretentious, this is why we hate you.
by $ynchr0 November 26, 2011
Get the Chuck Norrismug. The absolute bosstrocity and godliness of this man cannot be described in words....yes, he is that amazing. In the rating of bossest things in the Universe, he is above any god. Above anything else in sight and mind. You don't touch this man. He is untouchable. He is unfrigginebelieveable. He is...Chuck Norris. You cannot argue. No matter what you say or think, opinions don't matter. It is fact. Chuck Norris is more than a god.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and it killed reports estimate 14 people. Then it blew up a few seconds later.
When you search up to find Chuck Norris on Google and click I'm feeling lucky, you don't find a link. Chuck Norris finds you.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did.
When you search up to find Chuck Norris on Google and click I'm feeling lucky, you don't find a link. Chuck Norris finds you.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did.
by Anti-Everything You Say August 26, 2013
Get the Chuck Norrismug. by asdfbrian January 28, 2010
Get the Chuck Norrismug.