Choke the computer

Choking a computer refers to the process of holding down the power button until the given computer manually shuts off about 5 to 10 seconds later (presumably "choking" because of a loss of power). Not the preferable thing to do when working on one, as it loses all unsaved data in the process... However, one of the only things most Microsoft programs respond to.
Dang it! Windows XP just froze again for the (insert 4 digit number here)-th time today! Time to choke the computer again... *sigh*
by The Overmind July 01, 2004
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choke point

a place where activity or passage cannot continue, such as a bottleneck in the road
The very last day was the day when my group hit a choke point.
by The Return of Light Joker August 19, 2010
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Choke Artist

1.A player that succeeds in playing so fantastically bad that it is considered a form of art.

2.Someone who is incapable of competing effectively when the situation calls for it.

3.A player who makes a career of faltering in the clutch situation.
Tony Romo is the complete choke artist. He has great stats during the regular season, but then he just chokes so hard in the playoffs.
Also see; Donovan Mcnabb, Kobe Bryant(without Shaq), Alex Rodriguez, Terrell Owens, and the Buffalo Bills of the early 90's
by Scoobysnacks28 January 24, 2009
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choke and slide

I had choke and slide for lunch.
by Burgher December 27, 2006
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choke & poke

a threesome where one participant receives oral sex from the second participant who simultaneously is being penetrated by the third participant.
Jim and Dave had a choke & poke with Sally last night.
by GVic May 20, 2008
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Chunning Choke

Giving head to a guy so hard you than throw up on his penis
"Me and Hilary banged last night"
"She gave you that chunning choke huh?"
by XxswagmasterxX April 24, 2015
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