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Fanny Choker

Repeated fast-paced penetration of a partner's anus, in order for the giver to reach climax, to the point that the receiver can barely withstand it, as the penis is extraordinarily large and veiny. Also, the penetration is cheeks-clapping fast.
"Hey bro, how did your date go?"

"Dude! She was hot and easy! After we met for coffee, I surprised her with a Fanny choker behind the Starbucks dumpster! She got her fanny packed!"
by TasyOysterMoisture March 1, 2024
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Conference Choker

The process of dominating all year, and not bringing the "A" game to the biggest tournament of the year. It is getting destroyed by competition with much less talent than that of your own team.
Golfer: "Dude we just got dominated in the final round to loose by six shots to a team that's not even on our level."

2nd Golfer: "I know man. We are nothing but conference chokers!!"
by Donewithit April 21, 2009
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fact-choker

Commonly referred to as “fact-checkers,” fact-chokers are hirelings contracted by Ministry of Truth tentacles such as the Trusted News Initiative (TNI) to “debunk” facts that threaten regime narratives.

Coined by Margaret Anna Alice in response to a November 18, 2021, el gato malo Substack post requesting ideas for a new name for “fact check,” the term has since appeared in numerous pieces at the Margaret Anna Alice Through the Looking Glass Substack.

Other variations on the term include “fact-choking” and “fact-choke.”

To reveal the Orwellian nature of this totalitarian tool of mind control, “fact-choker,” “fact-choking,” and “fact-choke” should be substituted wherever references to “fact-checker,” “fact-checking,” and “fact-check” appear.
“The fact-chokers smeared the dissidents.” (from Margaret Anna Alice’s poem “Mistakes Were NOT Made: An Anthem for Justice”)
by Margaret Anna Alice February 27, 2024
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goat choker

A person who masturbates in a furious and aggressive manner, due to the act being vain in nature it is usually committed in front of a mirror , individuals who engage in this heinous act are usually given away due to their social retardation and enormous ego.
person 1: "Hey bro!! why are you looking at my girl?!?! My body is made of solid steel! i've been on TMZ ten fucking times , i'm a god damn movie star!! I'll fuck you up!!!" person 2: "...wow. what a real goat choker". *walks away and continues on with life*
by Tomm Orrow April 10, 2015
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cincinnatti choker

During the act of fellatio, the gent's testicles drape around the neck of the giver, resulting in the appearance of a necklace.
Oh my god, Frank really gave Veronica a Cincinnatti choker last night!
by AndrooAndroohfxdunioafhcuiwomf September 9, 2018
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vagina choker

A huge cockadoodledoo or its load of spunk
Strokin your vagina choker does not make you a dick smoker.
by Jake1233 April 13, 2009
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Choker

A choker is an accessory mainly used to choke your partner in bed to please them or make them pleasured rather than using your hands
Person1: Hey dude that girl had a choker on
Person2: dude she's definitely a freak
by EtikaForseen October 2, 2023
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