italian blueberry cheesecake

when two hairy men fart out cum onto one and another's backs then let it run down their ass cracks then proceed to drink said semen

omg todd that italian blueberry cheesecake was delicious last night

by stink berry August 10, 2012

Cheesecake surprise

when a man and a woman are engaging in sex from behind (doggy-style) and the man begins to fake an orgasm. the woman turns around, thinking he has finished when suddenly he blows his load in her face and immediately punches her in the nose, making her bleed, thus producing the effect of cherry cheesecake.

She told me to be spontaneous, so i gave her a cheesecake surprise.

by Miller002 November 7, 2006

cheesewank

males masterbating in a hole of a piece of cheese. or to wank it with a piece of cheese

go have sex with more cheese you cheesewank!

by justin March 27, 2004

Cheeseballing

A term used when a scene in a movie/TV show is quickly turning cheesey.

"Uh-oh, this movie is cheeseballing!"

by Scarlet Starlet November 12, 2003

Strawberry Cheesecake

So you take your menstrating girlfriend, right? First you earn your red wings, then after you blow your spoodge in the form of a cream pie you mix all the juices around down there and go down on her. Enjoy your strawberry cheesecake

"So what if I'm on the rag? Now you can have some strawberry cheesecake!" "For the love of God, don't ever say that again, woman."

by Dave Thelump June 11, 2006

Cheeseball

A genuine person that sometimes just can't hold the cheese in.
The typical cheeseball is the sweetest boyfriend that is always ready to put a smile on your face.
My cheeseball usually makes me happy happy happy without even trying and happens to be my favorite person ever.

-sorry if I'm a cheese ball sometimes
-I love that you are a cheese ball hahaha
-I haven't ever been so it's definitely your fault

-you're such a cheeseball :)
-I just say what I think

by italiandork December 24, 2019

burnt cheesecake

A male grimmy, who can't dance, in general.

And will never be an underwear model.

Showing ape or caveman like qualities.

Orginated in floriston c.a.

Woman 1."Ya know that kid jimmy?"
Woman 2. "Yeah! He's such a burnt cheesecake!!"

by rawrrawrrawrrrrr March 1, 2009