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Washington Candy Apple

(n) - sexual act performed by one receiving fellatio in which the party getting blown extracts his penis from the mouth of the giver at the point of imminent ejaculation, aims and sprays the ejaculate onto the face of his partner, and then proceeds to throw a handful of chopped peanuts into the cum-glue while re-inserting the member back into the partner's mouth thus mimicking the appearance of a candied apple. This maneuver can prove ultimately difficult to perform due to scarcity of readily available chopped peanuts and the possibility of triggering a pesky allergic reaction to the nuts, or the cum, so vital to its success.

Washington Candy Apple is so named due to the popularity and variety of apples grown in the State of Washington, as well as the location of this word's origin.
"I didn't get to go to the carnival last night, but I still got a Washington Candy Apple from your sister."
by CC-Bone January 9, 2008
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candy

kid on candy: "YEAH I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!!!!!"
friend: "The hell is up with him?"
dad: "He's fucked up on fun dip and now he can't stop spazzing out."
friend: "Why the hell would you give him fun dip you know that shit fucks people up right?"
dad: "Relax, I just want little Timmy to have a good time during his birthday."
by Dubiks October 28, 2018
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candy crush time

When you ask someone what the time is and they give you a totally incorrect answer because they've changed the time on their phone to get extra lives on Candy Crush Saga.
A: What's the time?
B: Just gone 4.
A: Huh? It's still morning, you must be on Candy Crush time!
by Nonflyingfarang April 24, 2014
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Van Candy

The most delicious candy. It comes from a white van and it makes you sleepy.
I ate some van candy, and then I lost track of what happened. Where's my mom?
by Jared Hershowitz June 24, 2010
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Hungarian Cotton Candy

The act of picking a booger out of your nose, then scratching your ass with the same finger you picked the booger out of then eating the booger.
Someone caught Gabor eating some Hungarian Cotton Candy at the dinner party last Wednesday.
by cottoncandyguy March 1, 2019
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Candy

Candy is the cutest most beautiful name. She is so energetic and has the best attitude. She is liked by everyone and everyone meaning EVERYONE! Candy is the most gorgeous girl in the world but doesn't think so herself. At time she doesn't take compliments but she will thank you for them. When having a Candy, they are not someone you want to lose. They make every girl in the world jealous of her and what she has. If you have yourself a Candy, don't let her go cause it will be the last thing you will ever do. You will regret it for the rest of your life. I know I'd love to have and keep a Candy for eternity.
If I had a Candy, I'd never let her go!

Have you seen a Candy, omg I wish I had one!
by ydnacevoli April 3, 2013
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candy kids

Teenagers with all the brightly colored beaded bracelets and jewlry that frequent raves and may or may not do extacy and are sickly happy all the time.
Many also like care bears, rainbow brite, hello kitty, and other happy cartoons and wear merchandise with the characters on it.
"all those damn candy kids are at the rave"
"those candy kids are like rainbow bright on crack!"
by Mikmelhan September 22, 2005
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