cell phone

Something that your principal confiscates so you won't be tempted to text message somebody during your science class.

Mary: *Text messages Staci*
Teacher: no cell phones in class!!
Mary: *texts some more* But, I got some important plans to do over the weekend.
Teacher: *confiscates it*

by Fuhreal December 27, 2007

cell bomb

an exploding cell phone.a cell phone that explodes

hey torky quit pullin my meat. are you tellin me cam shaft's cell phone went boom!! like that? shit he had one of those cell bombs!!

by freedav05 January 21, 2007

fuel cell

A device which converts (most notably) hydrogen into electricity. They are extremely clean, quiet, and efficient, with the only emissions being heat and water vapor. They are MUCH better than internal combustion engines.

The Hydrogen Economy is the way of the future.

by Captain Dan March 4, 2005

Cell Max

Cell Max is the holy being from the dragon ball series, he is the strongest foe they ever had to face, with his amazing feats of one shotting Gohan, killing Piccolo, ripping Broly in half, and many more

Damn dude, Cell Max might just be the best anime character ever.

by Cell Max May 20, 2023

Cell Toss

When your prison cell gets frantically searched by prison guards or police for contraband (e.g. the cell of a prisoner who may be hiding illicit drugs)

Quickly hide the stash, the guards are gonna do a Cell Toss.

by melbourne_guy November 13, 2019

cell-shock

The momentary sense of panic when one touches their pants pocket and realizes that their Cell Phone is not there.

I went to call you last night, and had total cell-shock until i realized my phone was in the car.

by Locksbox September 8, 2010

cell blind

Obliviousness when walking or otherwise in motion while simultaneously playing with or peering at a hand-held gadget. Often a public nuisance, as when slow, erratic, or careless movement impedes or leads to collision with others; sometimes also dangerous to the cell blind themselves, as when crossing a busy street without looking because engrossed in texting, IM-ing, or similarly urgent activities.

See: cell blindness (n.), cell-blind (v., adv.), and cell-blindly (adv.)

Darwin Award nominees include a cell blind woman who fell through an open manhole cover.

by notdogen January 24, 2011