Pocatello cello

Grab your partner by the neck, then reach over with your free hand and play with their junk as if plucking a cello...while having a 2 lb potato stuffed up their ass.

Cellist: Man my fingers are tired from playing that Bach concerto on the Pocatello cello last night!

Cello: Your hands are tired? How you think my asshole feels after shitting out 2 1/2 lbs of taters and gravy?

by MasterBlaster7 October 4, 2022

Syrian Cello

Beheading a man, usually an infidel, usually from behind.

Man, those ISIS Beatles really gave those prisoners the Syrian Cello in those illegal videos.

by odth August 7, 2024

Lower your cello

Telling someone to keep there voice down.

My neighbor is home, you have to lower your cello.

by Sunny_side-up October 16, 2020