goblin cave

The dwelling of someone who avoids leaving the house unless absolutely necessary. Typically binges on netflix, plays video games, and orders delivery even though the restaurant is right around the corner.

You need to get out of your goblin cave once in a while!

by Theoriginald September 30, 2020

caveman-style

This is an term that refers to rough treatment of any kind for those who are not willing to comply with an order.

It is a term that is not gender specific, and does not necessarily refer to anything sexual.

Its a term that means, you will do what I tell you to do,whether you like or not, if you do not comply I will force you to comply, end of conversation.

The police tell a criminal to come out with his hands up, the criminal refuses to comply, the police say, we can do this the easy way or the hard way.

The criminal continues to refuse, the police go in throw the person on the floor, put on the cuffs then drag him out.

For his refusal to comply he was taken out caveman-style.

by Mello-Yello March 17, 2009

cavemanning

When a girl is blowing a guy with a big cock, and the guy pulls away and swings his prized manhood back and forth while whipping his chick across her head with his big erect cock...like a caveman does to his woman when he hits her across her head with his big club.

I was cavemanning last night, and my chick saw stars all night long. Lucky she had no black and blue bruises on her forehead or I would be arrested for domestic violence, shit.

by king_muscat April 16, 2010

Caveman Robot

A kind of Everyhuman archetype, we are all robotic primitives, viewing technology as an Arthur C. Clarke kind of magic, We howl and holler in front of the TV instead of the communal fire. We gaze longingly at the image of those most wanted consumer goods, instead of the image of beast to hunt.

He is such a Caveman Robot, he actually thinks that his computer "hates" him.

by Jason Robert Bell February 10, 2003

caverject

Drug used to treat impotence

That guy's a limpdick, he does caverject.

by Cunny September 1, 2004

cave dating

"cave dating", "cave dater" or "dating in a cave" is a term meaning that you and your circle of friends tend to date people that are all in another circle of friends. It becomes as though you cannot escape dating this same other circle of friends...like a cave that you cannot find an exit to. Each friend seems to be connected to another friend...who's connected to another friend...and it never ends.

Often it feels like you are dating the same person over and over again and is extremely difficult to get out of. Unless you devastatingly break up with a native (one of the persons in the other circle of friends) in which case, no natives can touch you and you are exiled from the cave. Until you find a new cave...

Mike, Cory, Stephen, and Greg are all friends. Kelsey, Natalie, and I were each dating one of them. When Natalie and Cory broke up, she started dating Stephen. We're all going to be cave dating them for a long time.

Bree: "Kyle asked me out last night."
Gabby: "You need to get out of that cave, honey"
Bree: "I know, I've been cave dating this whole year."

by ohmygawditsgabx April 5, 2009

cave cricket

The informal name for 'camel cricket.' Cave crickets are large brownish/black crickets that live in dark, damp places (caves, basements, etc.) They are creepy as hell and sometimes jump right at you if you attempt to scare it away.

OH MY GOD! THERE'S A DAMN CAVE CRICKET NEAR THE WASHING MACHINE!

by Jim Fear April 17, 2009