Molotov Cattail

A violent and somewhat revolutionary act, whereby one takes a mason jar, a flammable liquid of some variety, a roll of duct tape, and, of course, a live, adorable, mewling kitten. You take the jar, fill it a depth of roughly half the cat's length, dangle the kitten head first into the jar (barely deep enough for it's snout to be submerged), securely tape the kitten's haunches/hindquarters into the mouth of the jar, light it's tail, and throw it at the offending party. Preferably, the elderly, for being slow... and smelly. And old.

I was sitting on my porch, and Old Man Jenkins hobbled by. Naturally, I was consumed with a ravenous, hellbound fury and an unquenchable thirst to take his life, via a good ol' Molotov Cattail. My life sentence starts Thursday.

Totally worth it.

by Kamui Takahashi November 8, 2009

CatSteak

Word Coined by Glen Durrant, which refers to the shape of the female genetals when viewed from infront and below.

"I like my CatSteak Rare and Juicy"

"Whats the differnece between T-Bon and CatSteak?"
"You gotta put the bone in the catsteak."

by livebythesword July 13, 2007

Catsack

A sack made out of a dead cat's skin.

"son where's the cat?"

"I turned him into a catsack to hide mom's body in"

by Shitcoaster January 4, 2020

castaway

also known as a unabobber or doucheBob.
someone who just can't function at all!

Look at doucheBob! What a freakin' castaway!!!

by turd furgussen January 10, 2004

capstablet

Someone who uses prescription drugs frequently

Dude, your mum is a fricking neurotic capstablet

by Angiepangie March 24, 2008

Cattabil

A person who eats cats.

Damn, that girl just gulped that cat down, shes a cattabil

by Mellisssa1212 May 12, 2010

catsterbate

the act of masturbating with a fuzzy black cat

Whaoooo!! Tyler you catsterbate WAYYY to much,its kinda creepy......O.o

by selurmun March 26, 2011