Catastrophmy

To be in a state of blasphemy. Or confused.

I am in complete catastrophmy after that one

by Hornswaggled March 17, 2022

Caltastrophe

Basically Catastrophe but if you insert the name Cal infront of it, so it is used in the same scenarios but centred around this one person. Can only be used properly by anyone named Cal.

"The fact that there are only six sausage rolls instead of seven sausage rolls is quite a Caltastrophe!!!!"

by Cal_The_Dumb_Bitch May 30, 2022

Catastrophic Cherry Coke

When a girl is on their period and has diarrhea at the same time.

Dude I heard Jennifer ate some bad shrimp and got catastrophic cherry Coke

by Timmy_CC July 2, 2022

Catastrophic Decompression

When the pants have been successfully jettisoned, but the cargo bay door catastrophically fails prior to completing cheek to seat docking.

I had too much Chipotle last night and experienced a catastrophic decompression this morning.

by WeinerParty November 17, 2022

Catastrophy

An award for the cat with the cutest butt. A cat ass trophy

That cat wins the Catastrophy

by Wee gosle July 12, 2024

Cartastrophe

Any situation involving 1. Sufficient cars and 2. Sufficiency stupid drivers of said car that's a nightmare to deal with.

Dammit, we'll never get through that cartastrophe out of this parking lot

by Chunkmastarr January 9, 2026

catastraphonic

a horrible noise or crap music

my wife let a catastraphonic fart, or the new Right Said Fred album is catastraphonic

by turd lunch September 8, 2005