cartman

a person who is: a racist, xenophobic, no emphaty, psycho
and do:
homicide
prostitution
murder
forced suicide
assassination attempt
forced cannibalism
assault
contraband
theft/obstruction of criminal proceedings
Armed robbery
hate crimes
Kidnapping and illegal detention
unlicensed surgery
Trying to get them to cancel "Family Guy"
Terrorism
war crimes
medical terrorism
Piracy
driving without a license
false complaint
resist arrest
Child abuse
Blackmail
Torture
Fraud/plagiarism
Violation
Contempt of court
present false evidence
Slander
Racism
Cause a national conspiracy
anti semite

cartman is a mf but is the best character tbh

by calicó October 15, 2022

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Catman

Is person typically a nascar nerd named Michael or mike mostly bald who is a virgin with way to many cats

Wow that catman has a small dick

by Catladysex March 29, 2023

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Castman • cartman • catman • Cartman's Mom • Cartmanland • castanets • Cartman Complex • cartmancore • Cartman Day • Cartman Eating Turd

Cartmancore

Cartmancore is like Nightcore, but the singer HAS TO sound EXACTLY like Eric Cartman, from South Park. So, when you speed a song up, and it sounds like Cartman, post it somewhere.. I guess..

I love Cartmancore!

..The fuck is wrong with you..? How can you only love it, and not adore it!?

by FNFortune October 16, 2023

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Castanza

The act of leaving something at a given location to create an excuse to return, often in pursuit of a romantic relationship. Can be used as a non or a verb.

I'm going to castanza her by leaving my hoodie at her house.

You left your charger in his bedroom? Nice castanza!

by pjoles December 27, 2023

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