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Carrot Milk

A milk beverage made by Liv Hatley. Made by mixing fresh carrot in a glass of milk. Used to give energy to people before going running. Can also be made with many other vegetables. Was first made on December 22, 2011. This is delicious to drink before exercise or after them as well. If you want a drink that is smooth as silk try Liv Hatley's famous Carrot Milk.
Liv: Hey sweetie, do you feel like going running? I already stretched and did my warm ups. And I got a treat for you when you're done.

Ben: What is it? Its not carrot cake again?

Liv: No, even better! Its Carrot Milk! You just take a glass of milk and mix fresh carrots with it.

Ben: (takes off running) Oh sweet! This is going to be good.

Liv: It sure will! One of the best energy shakes you ever drank. And I know what I'm talking about. I've been coaching you for years. You are going to love this!

Ben: (jogs back to her) Whew! That was a workout-and-a-half. I need something creamy.

Liv: Here, drink this Carrot Milk. That's delicious! I'll try it out on the grandkids, too. They might love it.

Ben: (starts doing Hatley Squats) Wow! This stuff is silky. Carrot Milk rules!
by Dusty's Baby Powder December 27, 2011
mugGet the Carrot Milkmug.

Carrot Fingers

A condition (also known as justinitus),diagnosed by fingers which are largest at the base, or first knuckle, and gradually become smaller in diameter throughout thier length. The end of the finger, including the fingernail, will taper to an unnaturally sharp point, thus making the fingers take on an a shape that would ressemble carrots.
A hand which has had fingers replaced with healthy, well formed carrots would look indentical to a victim of jusinitus or Carrot Fingers.
by van Ryswyk theorum December 31, 2011
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Carrot Water

Its when a nice friend of yours puts 2 carrots in your water.
person1: *forcefully tries to feed carrot*
person2:STTOOPPP!!!!
person1: *puts carrot in water*
person2: great now i have carrot water.
by Carrot.water December 3, 2021
mugGet the Carrot Watermug.

Carrot Face

A very annoyed Scotsman, A derived meaning from Salty
That Carrot Face was extremely mad last night,

Carrot Face wasn't very good at Counter Strike, so he got carried.
by tchazinator September 6, 2015
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Carrot fetish

When you love carrots very much and use them as dildos
Bishop shoved a carrot up his greasy butthole because he has a carrot fetish
by PigeonTurtle November 1, 2016
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carrot knobbing

I was trying to do some work, then my friend burst into my room and we were carrot knobbing all night.
by DannyBoiStreams September 13, 2018
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Carrot sock

When you put carrots in a sock with a ball for your dog to chew.
Hey hows that Carrot sock working? Great
by Gazyoofder December 4, 2019
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