-Hey dude, do you want to go out back and smoke canada?
-Yo, I really want to smoke some canada right now.
-Joe's in his room, smokin' canada.
-Yo, I really want to smoke some canada right now.
-Joe's in his room, smokin' canada.
by Zombiesplease January 27, 2009
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One of the world's greatest spots *little known fact, worth repeating over and over in every post*. Don't come live here, but we will be refreshingly sweet and helpful with directions if you do decide to visit.
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Are people seriously using "America's hat" as an insult? Seriously? You can't think of anything more insightful to observe than "they are located above us; we must disdainfully refer to Canada as Our Hat. Nothing could be more ingenious!"
Okay, fine... thank you for keeping our balls warm.
/end rant
Are people seriously using "America's hat" as an insult? Seriously? You can't think of anything more insightful to observe than "they are located above us; we must disdainfully refer to Canada as Our Hat. Nothing could be more ingenious!"
Okay, fine... thank you for keeping our balls warm.
/end rant
by Aiko Marie January 8, 2009
Get the Canada mug.The area to the north of America (that's up on a normal map).
Think of it as the brain of North America, with the United States being the mouth, and Mexico being the beard.
Despite popular belief Canada's army is one of the best trained army's in the world since we invest almost our entire military budget in training as apposed to America who invests in technology. The combination of the two is unstoppable (see: Devil's Brigade).
Yes we do love hockey, and most Canadians would have a lot more respect for Americans didn't vote for George the second. However Canada and America are still like Maple Syrup and Pancakes, or BL & T, or maybe even a Chocolatey Outside and a creamy Caramel center.
(Just remember that Michael Cera from Superbad is Canadian).
Think of it as the brain of North America, with the United States being the mouth, and Mexico being the beard.
Despite popular belief Canada's army is one of the best trained army's in the world since we invest almost our entire military budget in training as apposed to America who invests in technology. The combination of the two is unstoppable (see: Devil's Brigade).
Yes we do love hockey, and most Canadians would have a lot more respect for Americans didn't vote for George the second. However Canada and America are still like Maple Syrup and Pancakes, or BL & T, or maybe even a Chocolatey Outside and a creamy Caramel center.
(Just remember that Michael Cera from Superbad is Canadian).
by TerdFerguson January 4, 2008
Get the canada mug.1. The best country in the world. 2. A very cold place located mostly above the 49th parallel. 3. Also known as the birthplace of professional hockey, maple leaf flag, Molson beer and the "I am Canadian" rant as well as the Mackenzie bros. 4. A country with more than 2.5 times as much land and with 1/10th the population of the US, making it that much nicer.
by Jack October 7, 2004
Get the Canada mug.CH is a special act during which a prepubescent male moose is fed maple syrup for no less than 3 months, during that time all fecal matter is collected in a cup-like vessel made of silver and nickel-alloy commonly refereed to as the Stanley Cup.
After that time the moose is sure to have died of diabetes and its set of antlers and the filled cup are used to disable all inhibitions in post-menopausal killer-whales which in turn enables cross breeding with African Elephants to help stabilize their numbers.
This has led to an increase in Elephants over the recent months and their status as an endangered species is close to being revoked.
After that time the moose is sure to have died of diabetes and its set of antlers and the filled cup are used to disable all inhibitions in post-menopausal killer-whales which in turn enables cross breeding with African Elephants to help stabilize their numbers.
This has led to an increase in Elephants over the recent months and their status as an endangered species is close to being revoked.
Thanks to Canadas History, we can start poaching again.
If it weren't for a lot of Canada's History, ebony would be twice as expensive
If it weren't for a lot of Canada's History, ebony would be twice as expensive
by Africanelephantlover February 5, 2010
Get the Canadas History mug.I'm a proud American living in beautiful Canada. I have many family members that are Canadian and American. I think both countries are great in their own speical way.
Canada
- Has many great hockey players and teams also has a great WINTER olympic team
- Truly care about the environment(wonderful water, amazing forest, etc.)
- we have great beer and comedians
- Have great healthcare yet we still complain about it
- Focus more on education and health than military
- Very diverse and multi-cultural
- we speak English and French even though Quebec wants to be seperated from Canada
USA
- strong and powerful country due to military (i don't agree w/ them being in Iraq even though many brave soliders are risking their lives)
- sorry but i really don't like Bush and against his presidency
- has strong trading markets and businesses
- have a great SUMMER olympic team
- in many metropolis cities like LA, NYC, etc is very diverse and multi-cultural like Vancouver, Toronto, etc.
- have many popular pro-sports such as football, basketball, and baseball
- although we speak American; there are many languages spoken in the US
btw many Americans and many Canadians are very prejudice about each other. We both form North America yet we still diss each other countries and hardly look at the positive sides of the other country. Also we always talk sh!t about the other country, seriously, many Americans are not rude or dumb, and they do not all support Bush (many are against his ways)...and Canadians does not live in igloos, say "eh", and we don't insult you in the face but we do behind your back (sorry, that's not a diss but it's true).
Canada and US are both similar yet we still have many arguments. Can't we just all try our best to get along togehter happily.
Canada
- Has many great hockey players and teams also has a great WINTER olympic team
- Truly care about the environment(wonderful water, amazing forest, etc.)
- we have great beer and comedians
- Have great healthcare yet we still complain about it
- Focus more on education and health than military
- Very diverse and multi-cultural
- we speak English and French even though Quebec wants to be seperated from Canada
USA
- strong and powerful country due to military (i don't agree w/ them being in Iraq even though many brave soliders are risking their lives)
- sorry but i really don't like Bush and against his presidency
- has strong trading markets and businesses
- have a great SUMMER olympic team
- in many metropolis cities like LA, NYC, etc is very diverse and multi-cultural like Vancouver, Toronto, etc.
- have many popular pro-sports such as football, basketball, and baseball
- although we speak American; there are many languages spoken in the US
btw many Americans and many Canadians are very prejudice about each other. We both form North America yet we still diss each other countries and hardly look at the positive sides of the other country. Also we always talk sh!t about the other country, seriously, many Americans are not rude or dumb, and they do not all support Bush (many are against his ways)...and Canadians does not live in igloos, say "eh", and we don't insult you in the face but we do behind your back (sorry, that's not a diss but it's true).
Canada and US are both similar yet we still have many arguments. Can't we just all try our best to get along togehter happily.
by lady_anne June 17, 2004
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