Carbon dioxide

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CARBON DIOXIDE FOR EVERYONE

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CARBON DIOXIDE FOR YOU AND YOU AND YOU

by BOTHAMCS CLAN (KEWL GORLS) May 10, 2020

carbon debit

The satirical opposite of a carbon credit, purchased to deliberately add carbon dioxide to the atmosphere.

If I buy carbon debits, the flame of the collective rage of environmentalists will cause the global average temperature to rise.

by pifactorial August 6, 2008

carbon dating

Dating between two people of dissimilar ages, generally an older man and a younger woman.

Did you see that old guy on her arm? I know she's desperate but I didn't think she'd sink to carbon dating.

by Sterling T December 31, 2006

carbo bloating

n. The resultant feeling of unease from ingesting too many carbohydrates in the days leading up to a marathon.

Big Mike: Junior, you can't possibly want another plate of spaghetti, can you?
Paul: Sure, I'm carbo bloating a little, but I'll eat all you've got.

by THW November 4, 2009

carbonaro

1)Southern Italian for coal miner
2)A secret society to force democracy in early Italy
3)Almighty

The Carbonaro society had to silence one of the former presidents, Pappas, in 1920.

by Just Greg Please January 6, 2008

Carbohatred diet

A low-carbohydrated diet.

Boy, you've lost a lot of weight.

Yes, it's my new carbohatred diet, I piss pure acetone from ketosis.

by Dan (SA) January 17, 2011

Carboner

1. a sexual pose wherein said Carbone will lie flat out on his back with both arms behind his head whilst sporting massive wood concealed only by a thin layer of red silk garment spread across the pubic area

2. The act of being Carboned

ie. "Man, did that swampdonkey get Carboned or what?"

"I pulled the Carboner out on Hilary last night and she loved it."

by Eric Adams March 29, 2009