CANON

a gay man whos actually straight and has a penis the size of mount anthill (aproxiamtely 1/16 an inch)

dang that guys penis is small how does he pee out of that

idk bet hes a canon

by IMADOXURMOM January 24, 2022

canon

something that the AOT fandom can’t understand.

“It’s canon that Levi is pansexual, and Eremin is Isayama’s favorite ship.”

by femrea August 21, 2021

Canon

A word use for fans of certain fandom to refer of how closed the relationship of two character are.

Oh I love Naruto x Hinata, They are canon!

by Book_eater_geek March 12, 2017

Canon

If his name is Canon he’s extremely gay

Wow that Canon guy is pretty homosexual

by ItsMammasBoi November 20, 2019

Floor canon

When youre living on the floor at the night club

Kenneth was a floor canon last night

by Johans in the air January 29, 2024

canon

paycheck from forsaken ‼️‼️

"oh boy paycheck should defo be canon, i love paycheck"

by chocolatechipicecreamsandwich September 7, 2025

Clown Canon

When a person sticks a small clown, living or not, in their genitalia as a form of sexual pleasure.

"hey did you hear what he did last night? he totally did a clown canon"
"wait seriously? i was wondering where my clown doll went!"
"dude you should burn that thing, he never cleans down there"

by maggafun November 4, 2022