Sophisticated Cannibalism

When you commit cannibalism for a reason other than survival, religion or tradition. These often include the taste, the experience, a weird fantasy or other reasons

John: JOE YOU MONSTER, YOU ATE HIM!! YOU ATE JAMES! YOU CRUEL CANNIBAL!
Joe: At least it was Sophisticated Cannibalism, I'm not some primitive monster. I have standards

by SchneemannDerAllerEchte February 25, 2024

Vegan Cannibal

Someone that cuts you open just to motorboat your insides

I hear that vegan cannibals are the new hot thing since its more ethical.

by Goose9461 September 5, 2022

Shock Cannibal

A person who eats another person not for sustenance but instead to instill fear in their enemies.

"Have you seen that cannibal Haitian warlord named barbecue?"

"Yeah I have but I think he's more of a Shock Cannibal than a Sustenance Cannibal"

by Tim's Beanie March 14, 2024

romantic cannibalism

Romantic Cannibalism is defined as the act of consuming or being consumed by your partner to be closer to your partner. Romantic Cannibalism is acted on because of an intense desire of love for your partner.

The two had loved each other so much, they began to be the same person. One being the reason the other grew. One being the nutrients for the other. They had begun to commit romantic cannibalism.

by Jackey314 June 17, 2024

vegetarian cannibal

A person who swallows semen.

“Yeah she don’t eat meat but she will consume that animal byproduct when you cum. She’s a Vegetarian Cannibal.”

by MadScientist1634 May 9, 2019

Cannibate

Those weird ass cannibal aliens from Season 3 Episode 24 of the twilight zone.

Tom: what the fuck is a cannibate?
Brian: it's those huge forehead ass things from the twilight zone.
Tom: oh yeah!

by MavF14A April 8, 2019

Cannibal Logic

If a person or thing is eaten, life continues as if it didn't exist

Person 2: Hey where did your arm go
Person 1: hmmm i have no idea what your talking about
Person 2: your right arm is gone
Person 1: oh yeah hmm dunno where it went
Cannibal: it never existed, thats Cannibal Logic

by Lang Bomb October 20, 2008