Colon Camper

The turd lodged in the recesses of your colon that refuses to pass.
Bran muffin and the double prune smoothie be damned, that was one hell of a colon camper.
by kdbamaman November 16, 2012
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popped a camper

When you bust a fart that lingers for a while.
I popped a camper on the elevator on the way up and that fucker was waiting on me when I went back down.
by The Sikness March 26, 2018
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popped a camper

When you fart and it lingers for a long time .
I popped a camper on the elevator on the way up to jimmys office and it still reaked when I came back down!
by The Sikness March 27, 2018
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Camper Cookin

the art of cooking meth in an RV as seen in the tv show Breaking Bad.
Jesse and Walt be Camper Cookin
by MiniMe3 October 18, 2011
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Camper Shit

The shit you take after holding it in for the past 3 days from camping.
Yo can we stop at Safeway i have to take a camper shit

I call the bathroom first i have to take a massive camper shit.
by xkaeoo July 09, 2021
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professional camper

A homeless person living on the land using items acquirred from nearby residences through theft. Typically a resident of the cardboard housing projects.
That dude ain't no bum, he's a professional camper...
by My cock! January 19, 2022
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Gun Campers

Gun Campers are shitheads
by Ghostloloof August 06, 2020
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