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Usually a nice man, but when he tells you to do something, you better do it

, or hell beat your ass. Normally a chill dude when your around him but if its just you and him he can be a total nutcase.
Callum is tall cunt
Callum by Dinkakart September 27, 2019
Callum meaning a gay faggot who only thinks for himself and will never kiss a girl except his mother and will only ever be in his mams basement for his entire life
Everyday he wakes up thinking

โ€œIโ€™m such a sick amazing kidโ€ but in reality no body likes him because heโ€™s a faggot and a bastard
My ex is being such a callum
Callum by Dunnnnnn October 19, 2019
Callum, someone who is very boring, has no personality or sense of humour not even talent and enjoys Arctic Monkeys.
M: Is that Callum, what a boring piece of sh*t.
Callum by Hornby November 3, 2019
a guy who wants a girl named faye but cant get here because he got rejected
callum was rejected twice by faye
callum by P.A.P.P.I.E November 7, 2019
the funniest kid in the world he will eat and lick your knee caps so watch out. all girls make fun of him cause he is soooo weird and boys bully him cause he is weird. if callum in your life let him go because he will eat you. if you want him in your life you are really weird and messed up. if you know a callum tell him to let you eat his knee caps.
ยจwho is that weirdo i think his name is callum.
ya he is soooo weird.

he has a tiny anus so dont date him only eat his knee caps.
callum by LAZAR BUM LAZAR FACE November 19, 2019
He is Meganโ€™s boyfriend.
Megan: CALLUMโ€™S MINE!!!!
Callum:I know lol
Callum by Lolcakes.jk December 6, 2019