Calisurferboii

A cool bro who likes the look and smell of weiners.

Look at Chuckstopher over there being a Calisurferboii and stuff.

by BolognaSocks February 5, 2018

calistenes

Calistenes is that type of person who will help out a friend in need when needed, He is a nice person who likes to hang out with anyone and just have an awesome time, he will always have someone's back no matter what, he loves to meet someone new anytime and any day litterly just making new friends anytime!

"Oh wow thanks Calistenes that was really nice of you"

by Calistenes or Cali April 4, 2018

calistetacopia

a fictitious temperature that is -100 degrees to a normal Fahrenheit temperature.

Ex. "Out here it is snowing, -260° Calistetacopia."

by Asho Jr. May 31, 2018

Carisma

She’s a bitch but also a lover
She’s half filipina so she has some asian in her!
In school she and her friend Kim are allways known to be the baddest bitches in their class
She can hate you if you’re not nice.

Carisma is a bad bitch

by Thetruewriter101 March 25, 2019

Calista

Calista’s are usually a very great person who are very beautiful and also can be very shy. They aren’t great girlfriends though and they will dump you out of no were for some reason and make u depressed. They are usually overall backstabbing fucks that will ruin your love life and make you feel like shit and get very depressed because the ya re so great and beautiful but also are very picky with boys.

“Damn you dating a calista she is hot man, but you better watch out you might get dumped soon.”

by CHOUSER October 22, 2019

Calista

A girl with a deformed finger. She may look like an average white girl but, little do you know, she is actually pacific islander. This girl is allergic to pineapples and is a huge pet lover, she especially loves small animals. Calista's are also really short! By short I mean 4'11. They may be short but they are extremely nice towards people who are nice to them but, do not piss her off. If you piss off a Calista, you won't be alive by tomorrow. If you ever meet a Calista, greet her with a nice hello and do not ask how she messed her finger up.

John: Hey Calista! So, how did you fuck your finger up?
Calista: Fuck off you fucking weisenheimer, who do you think you are, Mary Poppins?
John: Geez... sorry

by poo_poo_pee_pee_ January 13, 2020

Calisimp

Someone who simp for calisthenics gains

That guy only thinks about training, he's such a calisimp

by dicbiscuit69 October 31, 2020