Curbstore

A curb store refers to any and all convenient stores where you can purchase a variety of alcohol/nicotine products, junkfood, misc femine products, and old condiment/food items that may be needed in emergency situations when a walmart run is not warrented. Gas may be sold at these locations but it is not a requirement of the curbstore. There may possibly be loiterers that consider this their main "hangout". A working payphone may or may not be available for use. The restrooms will need a key and if a key is not needed, you can be sure that antibacterial will be. Doughnuts are a possibility but freshness can not be guarenteed. Look for the toothless/grilled attendant to answer any questions you may have while patronizing the curbstore. Although expect nothing more than a grunt or incomplete/ incoherrent response. He may be able to give the key you the restroom but as the sign under the cash register indicates he is unlikely to be able to open the store safe. The curbstore is a southern staple and people of all races and classes find the curbstore to be a necessity.

Circle K curbstore
El Cheapocurbstore
Woodalls curbstore Slappey Dr Albany, GA
Supermart Curbstore
Junebugs Curbstore
Ez Mart Curbstore

by Zoeybug July 25, 2010

Jerry Curl Juice

A chemically strong smelling, oil based African American hair product that was designed for corse textured hair, to help retain the appearance of luster and curl in the 1980's.

I could not stand close to the young man who had the unbearable stench of Jerry curl juice.

by the411 June 15, 2007

Curl Monkey

an idiot or inexperienced gym goer who does bicep curl after bicep curl after bicep curl to the neglect of their other body parts thus making professional , educated gym goers despair that their gym allows such riff raff in through the front door.

there were some curl monkeys curling in the squat rack today at my gym. i promptly told them to leave and then squated some heavy sets up to 475x10,15 pull ups, 20 triceps dips and several ab raises

by hi2u_uk October 2, 2011

Curling Fairy Wizard

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Niall's shot had so much curl on it that it almost defies physics. I believe it is called a curling fairy wizard.

by smokyhobbit September 29, 2011

Agnes Carlsson

A Swedish Idol participant and singer. One of the hottest women in swedish history.

Man 1: Dude! That Agnes Carlsson is hot. I want to do her! But i think my girl would disagree!
Man 2: Man, i'm sure she will understand!
Man 1: Do you think? Ill ask her!
Man 1: Honey. Id like to do Agnes Carlsson. Would that be ok?
Girlfriend: Off course, love. She is the hottest in the history of sweden! I understand!

by Lindstroem December 11, 2009

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I heard today that Kingery never SA’ed any girls, he just got Brian Carlsen’d by that Daphne girl.

by Zach Zaxson April 11, 2022

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That Mother-Tucker Carlson got what was coming to them for Spreading the Big Lie. Now he will have plenty of time to tan his minuscule testicles.

by LaughingAloud April 25, 2023