by Eatme223344 May 11, 2016
by Frances#101 March 16, 2006
Cucumber or cukes is made up of 90% water, which is easily digested, but what happens with the other 10%? The problem is that this % accumulates along the sides and roof of your mouth, and a largre portion of this percent subsides just before your airvalves. When a person breathes a very distant (almost matched to garlic breathe) smell exhales from your mouth, this is called "Cucumber breath."
It is regarded among many as a vile form of behaviour and many proffesionals recommend that one only eats cucummber in private. Not to be shared as a social food or treat. Also watch out for 'Persian Cucumbers' as their smell is much worse.
It is regarded among many as a vile form of behaviour and many proffesionals recommend that one only eats cucummber in private. Not to be shared as a social food or treat. Also watch out for 'Persian Cucumbers' as their smell is much worse.
Jenna: "Hey babe, your breathe is honking (Holds nose)"
Stephen: "But all I had was this measely cucumber..."
Jenna: "Eeuw! Haven't you heard of 'Cucumber Breathe'? Sorry babe, but your gonna have to wait for your anniversary present."
Stephen: "(Sulks)."
Stephen: "But all I had was this measely cucumber..."
Jenna: "Eeuw! Haven't you heard of 'Cucumber Breathe'? Sorry babe, but your gonna have to wait for your anniversary present."
Stephen: "(Sulks)."
by Jacob Ladizwi May 02, 2008
by bear shaver October 12, 2015
To be unhappy, disgruntled or gypped at one's situation, particulary where someone else is getting a better deal than you, ie they get a grape and you only get a cucumber.
by avalanche3 November 28, 2012
That haircut is beastly cucumbers.
by Ms. B in NC July 20, 2011
a male pubic hair style when one shave the pubes from on top of the shaft, but leve the scrotum as is, giving the genitals a "mountain man" look
by i love tit cheese February 11, 2009