Its that a weed "no its a crayon" im calling the police

Girl: Is that a weed

Guy: No this is a crayon

Girl: I'm calling the police

Microwave: 911 what's your emergency

Guy: *visible confusion*

Its that a weed "no its a crayon" im calling the police

by Old Chicken Nugets May 22, 2019

crayola turd

Crayola is a brand of crayons.
Turd= poop (shit)

Crayola Turd - leaves marks on the bowl as it is being flushed

I just left a crayola turd.

by JD May 8, 2008

crayola

Slang for a crayon or other writing or drawing implement.

Get out your crayolas and draw. Get out your crayolas and fill in the form.

by 5 September 3, 2005

Skin Crayon

An unsafe motorcyclist who will soon metamorphose and become a long red blotch of entrails on the pavement.

Say Mary... do you think that red asphalt was from a 'Skin Crayon'? I saw a biker hauling ass and splitting the lanes a second ago... it seems likely to me.

by Roqua October 25, 2008

Crayoning

Crayoning, is that whilst squeezing out a big hard pooh, you attempt to put skids in odd places around the bowl by crayoning with it. Hopefully they remain after flushing. It helps to learn the flush cycle to know which part gets the least flush. Crayoning is better for audiance appreciation

At the dinner whilst meeting future parents in law, mention that you did some wondeful crayoning, if possible show them the pic on your mobile phone.

pooh crap dump shit

by ConFest Pete September 11, 2011

Craydon

The dead and dirty skin cells that can be rubbed off the body in the heat of a sauna or steam room. When combined with dirt and body oil they have the appearance of shaved crayon wax.

Hey Lo, I can tell you haven't taken a sauna in a while cause you ate shedding almost a half pound of craydons.

by White's Point November 16, 2016

caylob

Smart,kind,sexy,strong guy that understands a girl and has a voice that makes you smile.

Girl 1: wow did you see Caylob?

Girl 2: ya he’s so kind and sweet and his voice is so sexy!

by Basketballsissy February 12, 2018